you sound like a nerd and your girlfriend is trying to make you sound less nerdy because your nickname for your ex is m'lady dragonborne or some shit and she don't wanna be seen with no scrub
Originally posted by smartdude1212
The asshole in me wants to tell your girlfriend to stop being a pussy bitch about it.
The concerned forum poster in me wants to tell your girlfriend nearly the same thing.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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