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[mi40]

Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v3

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[Litodude]

Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v3

In general, what strategy would you recommend when playing poker against a tiger, who seems to be loose-aggressive, willing to see the flop a lot, appears far more confident than he actually is, has sharp teeth and claws and could easily kill me if I bad-beat it?

Occasionally my screen scrolls up and down by itself and I have no idea what's causing it, but it isn't "enhance pointer precision", since I have that disabled - how do I resolve this?

How do I ride a mechanical bull without falling off?

How do I control the weather around where I live, which currently is absolutely awful?

How do I tell the difference between a postbox and a piece of cheese by just looking at them?

How do I get a girlfriend?

How do I slam a revolving door?

What would you say is best strategy to duct tape somebody to the ceiling as quickly as possible? (I couldn't find any instructional videos)

1. Bring meat and distract your opponent.

2. Tie yourself around the neck onto the the base of the bull.

3. It's called 'shelter' and 'air-conditioning.'

4. Fix your visual perception.

5. Impossible.

6. Run really fast into it.

7. Use a chair and a really light person.

[Litodude]

Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v3

I'm saving up money, and so far I've done good on not touching the ~$1k I have saved up so far. My question is...how should I use this money once the time comes for spending it? What should I invest in? Is there any way I can make a good return on it?

Plan for your future, and start your Roth IRA and pick a fund that closely matches the S&P500 Index (I use Vanguard and its fund is called VFINX).

[Fission]

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Occasionally my screen scrolls up and down by itself and I have no idea what's causing it, but it isn't "enhance pointer precision", since I have that disabled - how do I resolve this?

i noticed this question wasn't answered so i will answer it (not in a sentence).

this is commonly known as "negative acceleration". there are multiple things that can cause negative acceleration.

make sure your windows mouse sensitivity is on 6/11 (assuming you are using windows). if this doesn't solve it, try setting your dpi to a higher value in your mouse drivers (or on the mouse itself for some mice). if that doesn't work either, clean your mouse sensor to make sure there is no dust particles obstructing it. finally, try to use your mouse on different surfaces to see if it's the surface itself.

if none of the above suggestions worked, your mouse is most likely defective.

[Litodude]

Re: Need advice? I'll give it to you in a sentence v3

thanks brah i just woke up LOL

[Fission]

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np np