Chair kills boy by anal penetration

[wordsfailme]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

Man, that would kinda hurt... I had the whole coushin part of my chair come off at one point, and I landed directly on the tube that supports it, but luckily no penetration occoured...

[A2P]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

I doubt they would put it up for sale if it wasn't safe

b-b-b-b-but
It killed someone. Oh well, a lot of things that you can buy aren't safe like toothpaste, anti-depressants that have more side effects than cures, food-poisoning inducing fast food, and plenty of other items. It's all about the money, folks.

Next page'd

[Andrew Mitchell]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

crazy

[Litodude]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

how the fuc do you get a chair to explode, i mean really. the kid must've obviously been a fat tard.

[dragonmegaXX]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

Man, that would kinda hurt... I had the whole coushin part of my chair come off at one point, and I landed directly on the tube that supports it, but luckily no penetration occoured...

Your virginity has been spared...This time...

[RevenG-]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

I'm sure now like most of the people in this thread, I'm afraid to sit down.

[NFD]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

Yay for having a crappy chair.

[VegetaRobGT]

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I had a metal chair that collapsed once, upon accidentally smashing it against a spiny wooden chair. No fatal anal penetration occurred. But chairs and their kind tend to be highly attracted to the anus.

[Quigly]

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I have a wooden chair from like the 50's. Go me.

Seriously. It belonged to my grandpa when he was a kid.

[VegetaRobGT]

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My current chair is probably from 1930. Seeing as how the building I'm in was built in 1929. And they NEVER update anything. It's actually half rotten. Oh well I'll be out of here soon. Nothing more invigorating than chair chatter.

[Ghakimx]

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Avoid products from China, people.

*Checks chair*
Oh s---.

Wait a minute, I've read this before.....

Why are we discussing an incident from 3 months ago?

[Kagami_Hiiragi]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

does this mean i can never sit down without worrying about my butt being violated??
>.>

[Ghakimx]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

Metal pants is the solution.

[Artic_counter]

Re: Chair kills boy by anal penetration

yay ! I just made a lot of people go insane

[coraleaterlinda]

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i dont have a chair. i either sit on the floor or my bed. i think i'm safe.