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Sappy.
Originally posted by Superfreak04He's Sappy.... He deserves his own thread.
Lol, I love these people. <3Originally posted by DarknessXoXLightAmen.
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Oh, the vampire girl with the short brown/black hair was hot as hell. Yea, stiffy.Originally posted by t-rogdori finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"
dude
out west?
the fuck kinda location is west?
am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate
Originally posted by lurkerremind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever
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Re: Twilight.
Aye. Alice was quite hot in the movie.
Pretty much the only redeeming quality it had. I hadn't read the books before hand, just because I saw the fangirlism surrounding them and I was like "lolno." But after seeing the train wreck of a movie, I'm tempted to read at least the first one just to see how badly they screwed up.
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love hurts
but sometimes it's the good hurtOriginally posted by t-rogdori finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"
dude
out west?
the fuck kinda location is west?
am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate
Originally posted by lurkerremind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever
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Re: Twilight.
I`ve read and seen the movie and to be honest, the movie wasn`t all that great. Like any book that get turned into a movie, it ends up like crap. Parts missing out, dosen`t make much sense or not interesting for those who haven`t read the book, etc.Comment
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i'd say it does the book justice
i mean they're both produced equally badlyComment
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this is just like the rest of the new generation hollywood films. technically awesome, but lacking on creativity and depth. i haven't read the book, and it's probably better as it would have been even more delusional, but for the most part, and especially towards the end, the film gets :ver mainstream: the dialogues were pretty obvious, i've watched it with a friend of mine and we enjoyed our time guessing what the next line would have been. we were almost always correct. the charachters seem to fit quite a bit, but the feel isn't right. they fall in the same cinematographic stereotyipes each time. overall decent 6/10
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How can something be awesome due to a technicality?Back to "Back to Earth"
Originally posted by FoJaRdammit chazOriginally posted by FoJaRgod dammit chazOriginally posted by MalReynoldsI bet when you live in a glass house, the temptation to throw stones is magnified strictly because you're not supposed to.Comment
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i mean it's visually awesome. the scenery is very fitting, the closeups are done properly. everything's done perfectly from the visual point of view. but the story is just a soap opera, full of tennager **** like goin surfin and baseball and graduation's day ballet. this bs doesn't belong in a story like this.
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what necros said. mainstream teenage bull**** emo drama stories sell quite a bit these days. I saw it with 6 of my friends, all girls, and we all thought the same. The book was a lot better but her writing style is the same as tolkien, meaning she just goes ooooon and ooooooon about descriptions. I don't feel like reading 4 pages about how the forest is beautiful.Comment
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Tolkien pwns when it comes to story-telling though.what necros said. mainstream teenage bull**** emo drama stories sell quite a bit these days. I saw it with 6 of my friends, all girls, and we all thought the same. The book was a lot better but her writing style is the same as tolkien, meaning she just goes ooooon and ooooooon about descriptions. I don't feel like reading 4 pages about how the forest is beautiful.
Well. Owns, at least. Maybe the 'p' was a little much.
Originally posted by sonic-fast-fingerscan someone clarrify what QFT means my friend told me its quit ****ing talking, but im not 100 percent sure
Originally posted by SynthlightI need a car that drives itself completely automated and I want it for free and it needs infinite gas mileage.
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ok honestly-the first time i ever done anything outside my house was watch twilight with my peeps
dont laugh at me...On Christmas Day you can't get sore,Originally posted by pokeldano, you dont get a man slave. Now get back to the kitchen where you belong.
Your fellow man you must adore,
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.Comment
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Re: Twilight.
I'll just leave this here.
Statistics of Twilight:
Number of Pages in the Book: 498
The First Hint of a Plot that Is Not Bella and Edward's Romance: page 328
When the Plot Actually Arrives: page 372
Boys that Totally Love Bella (Including Edward Cullen): 5
Approximate Amount of Time Bella and Edward are Romantically Involved Before Bella Is Begging Edward to Turn Her into a Vampire so They Can Be Together Forever: Like, two weeks. Maybe three. The timeline's a bit fuzzy.
References to Edward's Beauty: 165
Broken Down into the following categories -
* Face: 24 (Favorite adjectives: glorious, heavenly, seraphic)
* Voice: 20 (The voice of an archangel, donchaknow.)
* Eyes: 17
* Movement: 11
* Smile: 10
* Teeth: 8
* Muscles: 7
* Skin: 7 (Note: This only contains accounts of Edward's skin being beautiful. I didn't count references to it as "pale," "cold," or "white." If I had, this number would be about ten times larger.)
* Iron Strength or Limbs: 5
* Breath: 4 (EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING.)
* Scent: 4
* Laughter: 3
* Handwriting: 2
* Chest: 2
* Driving * Bella Is Clumsy or Makes a Reference to Her Clumsiness: 26
* Bella Sneers at Forks or Its Inhabitants: 22
* Bella is "Dazzled" or Rendered Speechless by Edward's Beauty or Touch: 17
* Edward Tells Bella to Stay Away from Him While Completely Contradicting Himself with His Behavior: 16
* Bella is Utterly Desolate at Edward's Absence: 12
* Edward and Bella Kiss: 8
o Bella's Hormones Get the Better of Her and She Attacks Edward, Almost Causing Him to Eat Her: 2 (She's not even allowed to kiss him back! Where's the fun in that?)
o Edward's Kiss Makes Bella Faint: 1
o Edward's Kiss Makes Bella's Heart Literally Stop: 1
* Bella Thinks She Isn't Good Enough for Edward: 6
* Edward Is Referred to As Godlike: 5 (Note: This number might be off, as I didn't start counting until three or four mentions in.)
* Edward Tells Bella She's Unnatural: 5
* Edward Sparkles: 3
* Bella is in Mortal Danger: 3
o Edward Saves Bella from Mortal Danger: 3
* Edward Stalks Bella, For Real: 2 (Note: One of these instances involves watching her sleep every night for, like, months.)
* Bella says "Holy Crow!": 2
* Bella and Edward Argue About Who Loves the Other Most: 1
* Edward's Inability to Read Bella's Mind is Explained: 0"4chan is the Africa of the internet. Sure there may be some gems here and there, but more likely then not you're going to leave: confused, scared, ashamed, and with AIDS"
-Anonymous.Comment
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EVERYONE SHOULD READ THIS wowI'll just leave this here.
Statistics of Twilight:
Number of Pages in the Book: 498
The First Hint of a Plot that Is Not Bella and Edward's Romance: page 328
When the Plot Actually Arrives: page 372
Boys that Totally Love Bella (Including Edward Cullen): 5
Approximate Amount of Time Bella and Edward are Romantically Involved Before Bella Is Begging Edward to Turn Her into a Vampire so They Can Be Together Forever: Like, two weeks. Maybe three. The timeline's a bit fuzzy.
References to Edward's Beauty: 165
Broken Down into the following categories -
* Face: 24 (Favorite adjectives: glorious, heavenly, seraphic)
* Voice: 20 (The voice of an archangel, donchaknow.)
* Eyes: 17
* Movement: 11
* Smile: 10
* Teeth: 8
* Muscles: 7
* Skin: 7 (Note: This only contains accounts of Edward's skin being beautiful. I didn't count references to it as "pale," "cold," or "white." If I had, this number would be about ten times larger.)
* Iron Strength or Limbs: 5
* Breath: 4 (EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING.)
* Scent: 4
* Laughter: 3
* Handwriting: 2
* Chest: 2
* Driving * Bella Is Clumsy or Makes a Reference to Her Clumsiness: 26
* Bella Sneers at Forks or Its Inhabitants: 22
* Bella is "Dazzled" or Rendered Speechless by Edward's Beauty or Touch: 17
* Edward Tells Bella to Stay Away from Him While Completely Contradicting Himself with His Behavior: 16
* Bella is Utterly Desolate at Edward's Absence: 12
* Edward and Bella Kiss: 8
o Bella's Hormones Get the Better of Her and She Attacks Edward, Almost Causing Him to Eat Her: 2 (She's not even allowed to kiss him back! Where's the fun in that?)
o Edward's Kiss Makes Bella Faint: 1
o Edward's Kiss Makes Bella's Heart Literally Stop: 1
* Bella Thinks She Isn't Good Enough for Edward: 6
* Edward Is Referred to As Godlike: 5 (Note: This number might be off, as I didn't start counting until three or four mentions in.)
* Edward Tells Bella She's Unnatural: 5
* Edward Sparkles: 3
* Bella is in Mortal Danger: 3
o Edward Saves Bella from Mortal Danger: 3
* Edward Stalks Bella, For Real: 2 (Note: One of these instances involves watching her sleep every night for, like, months.)
* Bella says "Holy Crow!": 2
* Bella and Edward Argue About Who Loves the Other Most: 1
* Edward's Inability to Read Bella's Mind is Explained: 0
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