Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

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  • #331
    GotR Creator
    FishFishRevolution
    • Nov 2003
    • 7251
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    he moved and got married

    =( ryan...

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      • #332
        FFR Player
        legace34
        • Jan 2007
        • 1
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        i have gf but when there best firend tell her i srewd her harder then i get dump

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          • #333
            FFR Veteran
            RubiedCross
            • Jan 2007
            • 377
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            Originally posted by legace34
            i have gf but when there best firend tell her i srewd her harder then i get dump
            My eyes twitched at the site of that sentence. If it can even be called that.

            And I hardly doubt that's five or less words.

            My reason stays standing.

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              • #334
                FFR Player
                OrganisM
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                I like animals better.
                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                Originally Posted by                 MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • #335
                    FFR Player
                    Professor Raine
                    • May 2007
                    • 1560
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    I'm too good for them.


                    My simfilez ----
                    :

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                      • #336
                        FFR Player
                        SysRq
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 128
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        She's taken.

                        use it please

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                          • #337
                            FFR Player
                            Xx{Midnight}xX
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 8548
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            Parents.

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                              • #338
                                FFR Veteran
                                u84
                                • Jul 2006
                                • 1921
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                Women make dick cry much.
                                Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                                I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                                Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                                Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                                  • #339
                                    Married Man
                                    andy-o24
                                    • May 2006
                                    • 1530
                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                    I'm ugly, bottom line.
                                    Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                    Best strat: enjoy the game, play what you feel like when you feel like it. Don't think about what you are doing or why, enjoy the gameplay, the artistry behind the stepfile, and enjoy the music.

                                    When the game isn't fun for you anymore, take a break. It's not a job, nobody here is professional and getting paid to play and force themselves to constantly improve... it's a game.

                                    Originally posted by Shashakiro
                                    Yeah, FFR is addicting...I don't think I'll get bored with this game unless I somehow become the best at it, which won't happen.

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                                      • #340
                                        FFR Player
                                        BigEvil35
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 21
                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                        Originally posted by legace34
                                        i have gf but when there best firend tell her i srewd her harder then i get dump
                                        you should just die for spelling that horrible and using such disasterous grammar, its like catastrophic for the forum.


                                        oh, but my five words.

                                        Im too good for sluts

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                                          • #341
                                            Yes
                                            Specforces
                                            • Jan 2004
                                            • 5028
                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                            Because you are mostly nerds?
                                            Check Out My Music

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                                              • #342
                                                It's Saint Pepsi bitch
                                                korny
                                                • May 2004
                                                • 4385
                                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                Because i hook up

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                                                  • #343
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    Litodude
                                                    • Feb 2006
                                                    • 4548
                                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                    Too big. Can't fit.
                                                    Originally posted by t-rogdor
                                                    i finally got a weed hookup again and i texted the dude asking where to meet him tomorrow and the dude just said "out west"

                                                    dude
                                                    out west?
                                                    the fuck kinda location is west?
                                                    am i buying weed off a gotdamn pirate


                                                    Originally posted by lurker
                                                    remind everyone that i am an outed racist neo-nazi who no one in their right mind should ever interact with in any way whatsoever

                                                    http://imgur.com/a/Ww9g3

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                                                      • #344
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        RyogaTELB
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 16
                                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                        Sanity

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                                                          • #345
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            The_hotest_chick
                                                            • Mar 2007
                                                            • 26
                                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                            Because I already have one.

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