Post Your Picture IV - trip the deep - READ PAGE 1

[Omeganitros]

Congrats, you just inspired me to create the coolest super hero ever!

INTERNET GIRL!

Concept sketch coming soon.

[YungYung]

My hair looks like I was hit by a typhoon, says my mother <3

[msbrunnettemickey]

never seen one before =)

ok i wake up with one everyday shuddup =/

[Omeganitros]

I get those sometimes. My hair looks even crazier when I have a hat on.

[lord_carbo]

Lol, look closely at her eyes. She's going "OH SHI LOL" at something.

[Varia]

Dear jewpin,

Please post pictures of your concert(s).

Sincerely,
The guy who didn't want to listen from the window

[ghost_of_eb]

And now, for my adoring fans, this is what I looked like at noon when I got up:



Mmmmmmmm, yes, the hair just keeps growing...

[FishFishRevolution]

FROM BEYOND THE GRAAAAVVEEE

[QreepyBORIS]

Ban EB for death evasion.

[ghost_of_eb]

More like ban all of you jerks for not avenging me faster.

PS: res plz

[darkshark]

dont point and laugh!

[mead1]

ummmm hello! I was wondering, how goth is my frock?
see I got a thing for horror movies and mope rock
but I can't shock my hair up (I ran out of stock)
and just like that, frontalot ran out of talk
it was tragic, unheard of, never seen, me:
out of rhymes when they usually come indefatigably
but me here talk good? no, bad talk do!
like my tongue got encrypted right before I lost root
like my small talk got box-rox0red on a prior boot
it's moot, she only dates guys in chokes and boots,
not brutes lacking eyeliner like I lack
but look, I'll put a little on plus lip shellac
just to stand next to that and dream about love
of necessity, that has always had to be enough
cause I can't talk to goth girls, i just stare and stammer
my name is mc frimmer frammer
and damn her if she giggles damn her double if she laughs
goth girls like it when you double-damn it twice fast

Goth girls, goth girls: they're the girls that go
to see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked out flow
at the show, you can see the black lace on parade
I met a hundred dozen of 'em but I ain't got laid

Got shunned by her at the Rocky Horror premiere
she steered clear of the nerd crowd but I heard loud in my ear
the disdain that she held for my type
always geeking on the computron -- I get hype
on the stage, she might notice me then and observe
that I'm "ironically hip in some flip universe"
and her purse in patent leather held in fishnet glove
could then contain mp3 player with the Front filled up
her name is nyteshaed, yo don't call her cherry tomato
she look like paisley tinkle but poisonous like topato
she says her hair got attacked cause it's black and it's blue
she got a johnny the homicidal maniac tattoo
legs all deep in the boots, boots all up on the heels
yes, the kind to make a certain type of fetishist squeal
the ordeal that I endure: this close to her splendor
yet besieged by my shyness; try this: I surrender!
I'll render my intentions in the usual way
(home alone, suicidegirls up on the cathode ray)

Goth girls, goth girls: they're the girls that go
to see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked out flow
at the show, you can see the black lace on parade
I met a hundred dozen of 'em but I ain't got laid

IRL, my woman tells me that I shouldn't be coveting
I tell her "yo, you better get in a coven then"
it's like eek, I get to sleep on the couch for a week
all watching old elvira videos on tv
yeah hee hee hee, laugh it up. you don't live like I do:
at the mercy of any sister with wrist scars and black eye goo
I tried to get into some cheerleaders and failed
banana repugnant and tanned, so bland and so stale
i avail myself of the local cafe, light a clove up
thumb through Camus (in French, which I can't read, but so what?)
I think that goth could flower in nerdcore's embrace
I converted Edward Gorey's lettering into a typeface
befriended vampires on LJ and MySpace
even put that spooky echo filter on the bass
but I can't talk to goth girls, i just stare and stammer
my name is mc frimmer frammer
and damn her if she giggles damn her double if she laughs
goth girls like it when you double-damn it twice fast

Goth girls, goth girls: they're the girls that go
to see the nerdcore rapper with the geeked out flow
at the show, you can see the black lace on parade
I met a hundred dozen of 'em but I ain't got laid

Goth girls, goth girls: they're the girls that got
their souls stuck somewhere between the kettle and pot
frontalot been enamored of 'em since I was young
I met a hundred dozen of 'em, never ever humped one

Oh, and read the first post.

[Afrobean]

#1: Lose the black makeup.
#2: It looks like you're wearing white makeup to look really pale, too. Lose that if you are.
#3: Those pants are terrible. Lose those.
#4: That black fishnet top is lame. Lose that.
#5: Yes I realize I basically just told you to get naked. Put on other clothes. Clothes that don't look really silly.
#6: Don't post your photo until you have 50 posts, because most people won't care.

PS LOL

[darkshark]

well that was ummm...interesting lol
your basically telling me not to be me, sorry hun but its who i am, and i dont feel that i need to change anything about it, you have your opinions, and i respect that, oh well

[chickendude]

that is extremely scary and mildly disturbing