Roast the person above you

[Federal Express]

Re: Roast the person above you

Your profile is closed, much unlike our top-of-the-line sorting and customer care facilities.

[User1176756]

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You're always broken when I'm working. Stop it.

[Federal Express]

Re: Roast the person above you

You're always scaring our customers away with the non-specifics -- just tell them where their package is or get up out of the old chair and find it for them!

[User1176756]

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Your accuracy of what I actually do for your company is hilariously off. I don't do customer service. I'm advanced tech support, Frederick.

[MKIIPro]

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Complaining to you about our SWAK program being down would be the absolute last thing that I would want to do.

FedEx is the shit. Leave my workplace alone.

[User1176756]

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You know what....you know what....your signature is a lie. How can your daddy be younger than you?

[Federal Express]

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You know what....you know what....your signature is a lie. How can your daddy be younger than you?

You should know better than to bully your fellow employees, our dear friend. Zero Tolerance, after all.

[FFP_D0pey]

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your so bad you keep breaking my mail and or packages. (ok like does fedex do. packages mail or both?)

[ToonE156]

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Your entire profile is what an average users profile from a crappy Sega forum from 2007 looks like

[XelNya]

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Your entire profile is what an average users profile from a crappy Sega forum from 2007 looks like

You use Razer equipment, I don't need to roast you, you did it to yourself.

[ToonE156]

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You use Razer equipment, I don't need to roast you, you did it to yourself.

Rich coming from the person who hasn't played in 3 freaking months and hides their about me stuff on their profile

[rayword45]

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You failed the underage survival test

[ToonE156]

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You failed the underage survival test

You failed the "contribute to society in a useful way" test

Edit: you joined when you was 9 years old and your favorite movie is freaking Foodfight, your profile speaks for itself

[Federal Express]

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Your shape in one of our top-of-the-line sorting facilities would be considered non-compatible.

We wonder what your significant other thinks of that.

[XelNya]

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Rich coming from the person who hasn't played in 3 freaking months and hides their about me stuff on their profile

I didn’t hide it, I don’t need to write it out because most of the people left here already know me. But let me give you a quick rundown: I’m arrogant as hell, unapologetically rude as fuck, and I probably have a few fucking screws loose in the emotion department, let alone being daft to social cues on occasion. Short hand, I’m really unpleasant to put it lightly.

But at fucking least I don’t have to add being you to that list, and I’ll gladly take having that left off.

: )

My attempts to make this funny made it take too long, i got ninja’d