TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

[Shell]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

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Oh please. Just because you're the ones that are making this possible doesn't mean you can come in here and demand offers.

That's just bad business!

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[Disney]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

IBM's typing style is going to bother me severely, I just know it.

yeah, wouldn't want anyone in this game to have a distinct typing style that requires a decent amount of concentration to keep up
oh wait

[Google]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

I'd prefer something lighter and slimmer.

How slim we talking here? Slim enough to warrant buying a 'new' 800 dollar phone?

[Google]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Also, I enjoy Starbucks' attitude. I can't think of a more perfect outlet for barista boss rage.

Prob the same person in charge of the Wendy's twitter account

[Verizon]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

I just spent a few minutes staring at the vote count and all the flags moving at the same time, so um [SOMETHING ABOUT VERIZON] and also [SOMETHING BAD ABOUT EVERY OTHER COMPANY]

[Amazon]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

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I keep looking at this and admiring it. It's awesome

[Apple]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

yeah, wouldn't want anyone in this game to have a distinct typing style that requires a decent amount of concentration to keep up
oh wait

When the decent amount of concentration on typing gets in the way of playing the game is when it'll be a problem.

How slim we talking here? Slim enough to warrant buying a 'new' 800 dollar phone?

Sure, but that's also a slim price to pay compared to our competitors. Our phones also sync to everything!

[Amazon]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Sure, but that's also a slim price to pay compared to our competitors. Our phones also sync to everything!

Your phones have shit storage

[Apple]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Your phones have shit storage

True, they do store a lot of shit.

[IBM]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

When the decent amount of concentration on typing gets in the way of playing the game is when it'll be a problem.

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[IBM]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

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[GE]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

IBM stop, you make my CEOs head hurt with your nonsense. Please be kind as customer appreciation is needed to succeed.

[China Mobile]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Hey boys,

I think I caught whatever our CEO got and it's making my head hurt. Gonna take a sick day and rendez-vous with you all tomorrow.

IBM's got some weird guys working on this project though I'll tell you that much.

- Victoria

[Alibaba Group]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Hello,

Alibaba Group looks forward to exchanging wholesale quantities of cheap costume jewellery and other fashion necessities with you all.

We will be sending our lawyers to settle with Apple. Not only do we not at all sell bootleg Apple products, but Apple definitely seems to be acting in bad faith towards IBM over something as simple as typing style. We at Alibaba find Apple has a history already of being litigious and advise other companies to be well aware.

Take for example GE, who appears to be much more reasonable about the manner as long as you are not talking climate change.

More tips later, only $2 for a lot of 80!

[Facebook]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Can't we all just live in harmony everyone? We all need everyone (mostly) to be at our best! We're all connected even if you dont see it. We just need to get rid of those who aren't needed, or who are stepping out of line. And remember, without facebook, how are people going to share how much they love all of your great products with thier friends!