TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

[Xiz]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

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[Shell]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Hmm... Victoria. Would your company have need of any of our fine oils and fuels?

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[China Mobile]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

I can't speak for our CEO, but I'm all about that renewable energy train. How's your R&D going?

Excuse me, I need to step out for a bit. Girl things, you know?

- Victoria

[Disney]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

calling it now china mobile is acquisitioner because that would be the funniest shit

[IBM]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

AlRiGhT LiStEn Up YoU PoSeRs .

I WaS RiCh AnD SuCcEsSfUl BeFoRe MoSt Of YoU WeRe EvEn BoRn.

WiThOuT Me YoUr CoMpAnIeS WoUlD ' Nt EvEn ExIsT .

So If YoU CoUlD PrOmPtLy PrOsTrAtE YoUrSeLvEs BeFoRe Me In ReVeReNcE , ThAt WoUlD Be GrEaT .

[Walmart]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

AlRiGhT LiStEn Up YoU PoSeRs .

I WaS RiCh AnD SuCcEsSfUl BeFoRe MoSt Of YoU WeRe EvEn BoRn.

WiThOuT Me YoUr CoMpAnIeS WoUlD ' Nt EvEn ExIsT .

So If YoU CoUlD PrOmPtLy PrOsTrAtE YoUrSeLvEs BeFoRe Me In ReVeReNcE , ThAt WoUlD Be GrEaT .

I always knew the CEO of IBM was a toddler.

See you in the stone age, neanderthal.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

[IBM]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

StArBuCkS Is JuSt A ChEaP CoFfEe ChAiN WhErE HiPsTeR MiLlEnNiAlS Go To EaT AvAcAdO BrEaD AnD TaLk AbOuT ThEiR FaKe BaChElOrS DeGrEeS .

WhAt HaVe YoU EvEn DoNe FoR ThE WoRlD BeSiDeS PrOvIdE HiGhLy CaFfInAtEd AnD ArTiFiCiAlLy SwEeTeNeD DrInKs ? ?

YoU DiSgUsT Me .

[IBM]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

I always knew the CEO of IBM was a toddler.

See you in the stone age, neanderthal.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

My CoMpUtEr Is So AdVaNcEd ItS CoMpIlInG ThEsE PoStS FrOm NeWsPaPeR ClIpPiNgS Of LeTtErS Im SeNdInG ViA My PhOnE To My HoMe OfFiCe .

BeCaUsE Im CuRrEnTlY BeInG HeLd PrIsOnEr In A NiGeRiAn InTeRnEt CaFe .

SeNd MoNeY PlEaSe .

[Toyota]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Dearest IBM, I would much love it if you would put your... technology... in me. I think with you here in me, helping the driver of course, we could really do some... great... things

[Starbucks]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

IBM, I want you to know that your analytics-as-a-service program is cheez-whiz and your customer support reminds me of Walmart's stanky armpit hair

[Apple]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Greetings.

I'd have been in earlier, but I can't post and charge my phone at the same time. I hope you understand.

Luckily I can just make emojis keys on my keyboard, so you might be seeing some of those soon.

[Apple]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Why do I have the darkest logo? That makes me feel shadowy. I'd prefer something lighter and slimmer.

[Apple]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

IBM's typing style is going to bother me severely, I just know it.

[Apple]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Are they flags?
Are they underwater?
Not even Warren Buffet knows.

Best post in the thread.

so i guess we dont know how many wolf there are but im guessing 4

Worst post in the thread.

This covers the entire game, by the way. I'm calling it now.

[Apple]

Re: TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

Also, I enjoy Starbucks' attitude. I can't think of a more perfect outlet for barista boss rage.