The ultimate (sensual?) rhythm game

[TrixiePuff]

Re: The ultimate (sensual?) rhythm game

multiple interpretations of this sentence exist and they all work

That was the point

look here ms. puff -- if that even is your real name -- I appreciate the innuendo and mental image and exhibitionist indulgence in the implication of us high-scoring a video game via porn star sex, in fact this may or may not have inspired our current set of facebook messages, but in 2016 it is extremely insensitive to just throw out the word 'sloppy' at a man's scores like we don't know the history of that word

'sloppy' MA

'sloppy' combo

'sloppy' chart patterns

the scars run deep, dear.

Rest assured my dear "sloppy" was in reference to the possibility of the end result of sex. "Hot victory" was in reference to annihilating our competition. At least, that's how I interpreted it as.

[ShadoWolfe]

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My body is ready to win.

Sometimes regular sex gets boring, y'know?

EDIT: Although victory in any situation sounds very appealing to me.

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ohbby.
Arch's gonna have his hands *full* with you, huh?

I appreciate the innuendo and mental image and exhibitionist indulgence in the implication of us high-scoring a video game via porn star sex, in fact this may or may not have inspired our current set of facebook messages, but in 2016 it is extremely insensitive to just throw out the word 'sloppy' at a man's scores like we don't know the history of that word

'sloppy' MA

'sloppy' combo

'sloppy' chart patterns

the scars run deep, dear.

Ouch. Awwww, poor baby. D':
Relax, sloppy can only be a good thing here.

ShadoWolf pls streamline this game we're already swapping strats

lmao I bet that's not the only thing you're swapping
anyways,

I've figured you out, imposter! You're not trying to win at all... You just want luscious booty buns hotdogging your wiener!

High heels would throw off your team's balance, endangering your chances of victory but enhancing your penile stimulation during gameplay. I won't say a word to her, but SHAME ON YOU

They should implement arch0wling into the game

The Arch0wl: To attempt to divert a SexMania™ tournament by engaging in steamy pornstar sex, causing every other participant to follow suit and thus derailing every other team. Arch0wling is generally followed by a quick return to serious gameplay, allowing your team to be the only one to complete a song, therefore winning said SexMania™ tournament.

[Wayward Vagabond]

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I'd be great at this game if there's a singles mode

[Arch0wl]

Re: The ultimate (sensual?) rhythm game

possibility of the end result of sex.

possibility

certainty*

[Dinglesberry]

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certainty*

Cer-taint-y*

The Arch0wl: To attempt to divert a SexMania™ tournament by engaging in steamy pornstar sex, causing every other participant to follow suit and thus derailing every other team.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=arch0wl

Can't redefine the word, sorry :/ I think the original definition would have a solid place in the metagame anyways, though.

[TrixiePuff]

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ohbby.
Arch's gonna have his hands *full* with you, huh?

I mean, that sentence has more than one meaning too :P

lmao I bet that's not the only thing you're swapping

I guess you'll never know

I've figured you out, imposter! You're not trying to win at all... You just want luscious booty buns hotdogging your wiener!

High heels would throw off your team's balance, endangering your chances of victory but enhancing your penile stimulation during gameplay. I won't say a word to her, but SHAME ON YOU.

You're talking to a girl that can get stupid wasted and still dance in high heels without falling. Winning will be ez whether I'm wearing them or not. Can't stop won't stop. Winning is life.

[Arch0wl]

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High heels would throw off your team's balance, endangering your chances of victory but enhancing your penile stimulation during gameplay. I won't say a word to her, but SHAME ON YOU

I didn't say high heeled shoes, I said a heel that adds about 2 inches

as a bisexual I'm going to check my fashion privilege and clarify that these are two different things; shoes with heels that are high are not merely high heels

for example, my day-to-day boots have a ~2in heel. my height is 5'11.6" or so, but on my driver's license it says 6' due to rounding. so I am scraping 6'2" because this is the arms race women have created.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00E24XSOA/ this is the boot in particular, it's designed for law enforcement and paramedics and other occupations that will end up beating the shit out of the shoe, so it's actually extremely comfortable and easy to move in. frankly, the selling point for me is the zipper because the times I have to put on shoes and go are about the times I least want to bother dealing with 8 rows of laces.

but anyway, the point is I wasn't insinuating she should wear any particular kind of shoe. I actually had in mind a certain kind of athletic shoe.

I'm not even turned on by high heels because I think they're stupid.

I will say though that I have a weak point for mid-calf boots that look like someone would actually walk in them, like the kind lara croft wears.



......ok maybe I am insinuating what kind of shoe she should wear it's just not high heels

[Dinglesberry]

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You guys are thinking in the wrong direction, obviously the only shoes that you could wear to play this game at a top level are those stupid toe shoes

I actually had in mind a certain kind of athletic shoe.

- Atheletic shoe, check
- Afraid to mention it, just references it, check.

Toe shoes confirmed

[Arch0wl]

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by "stupid toe shoe" do you mean vibram five finger because if so the fact that I could know what you meant by this is confirmation enough of the label

[TrixiePuff]

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......ok maybe I am insinuating what kind of shoe she should wear it's just not high heels

You're not my real dad!

[Arch0wl]

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You're not my real dad!

but I can get you to call me that so the outcome is the same

[ShadoWolfe]

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=arch0wl[/url]

Can't redefine the word, sorry :/ I think the original definition would have a solid place in the metagame anyways, though.

Lol that *fits* even better. Thanks for enlightening me.

I mean, that sentence has more than one meaning too [emoji14]

Yes. Yes it does

You're talking to a girl that can get stupid wasted and still dance in high heels without falling. Winning will be ez whether I'm wearing them or not. Can't stop won't stop. Winning is life.

I stand corrected. Winning is life.

[TrixiePuff]

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but I can get you to call me that so the outcome is the same

As long as you're willing to work for it.

[ShadoWolfe]

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As long as you're willing to work for it.

Does helping lead your team to a victory in the SexMania world tour count as working?
'Cause he totes has that covered.

[TrixiePuff]

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Does helping lead your team to a victory in the SexMania world tour count as working?
'Cause he totes has that covered.

Victory is the ONLY way. Sorry if we're not winning you do not possess the right to be called daddy.