Pre-10/16/16 Highest AAA: Connect (HOUSE SOUL REMIX) & Case Closed (54) Highest Blackflag: Survive (60) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (68) Highest SDG: The Fusion (63) Otaku Speedvibe [Heavy] unlocked 03/04/15 - On The Origin of Species (Evolution) (50)
Highest AAA:Case Closed (58) Highest Blackflag: Survive (58) Highest Booflag: Fill Me Up With Snacky Happiness & Suit Up (55) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (72) Highest SDG: The Fusion (67)
In Elmerz' profile picture, Elmerz is neither the gentleman with the Santa hat in the center of the photo, nor the cheerfully inebriated individual wrapping his arms around the Santa gentleman.
Neither is Elmerz the dude standing off to the right, shaded out by the bad lighting and hardly visible in his attempt to give a toast to his own future.
"Ah", you say, "what a simple plot twist. If Elmerz is not the Santa gentleman, the inebriated individual, or the dude in the dark, then Elmerz must then be the cameraman!"
You are wrong. Elmerz is not the cameraman, who skillfully captures this masterful photo while extending his hand extends outwards into the photo and towards the Santa gentleman.
Elmerz... well, to know who Elmerz truly is, one must zoom further out of the photo, to a point behind the camera and cameraman, in which the entire scene in question is portrayed. Here, we see the events described above: Santa gentleman, inebriated individual, dude in the dark, cameraman extending his hand into the photo aaaand CLICK, a masterful photo seemingly captured in one take.
Now, rewind time a little. Ah, HERE we can see Elmerz. Slightly behind and to the left of the cameraman, berating him for a terrible picture, and chiding the three subjects for their terrible poses and expressions. He makes them retake the photo two, three, sixteen times before he is satisfied! The inebriated individual is now held steady, ecstatically leaning on the santa gentleman, who tries to maintain the poker face instructed of him by Elmerz. The dude in the dark, who was previously in the light of the flash, was forced out of it to provide a contrasting persona to the two centerpieces. The cameraman, who was previously taking shaky photos with two hands, is now managing to hold the camera steady while extending an arm towards his subjects.
"WHY", you ask, "are they going to all this work to please Elmerz, and how can they stay so cheerful after sixteen takes?
The answer is simple. Elmerz said six words to them, and they were his to control. With six words, they could not be satisfied until they had achieved every desire they possessed, starting with this photo.
Originally posted by Elmerz
You guys need to try harder.
Originally posted by Hakulyte
I followed the "by the book" play, but I was reading the "not to do" page.
Originally posted by XelNya
" I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley."
Originally posted by YoshL
"i gave you 20 ducks, and spent a lot of time making one of them quack, and pointed at the particular one and asked "is that one the worst quacker"" ... "you could still give somewhat of an answer based on the quality of the quacks, and the other random quacks from the ducks surrounding that weren't the center of focus."
Originally posted by mellon_collie
"I love Wolfe's duck avi so much. Shado's Duck Shrine is the best!!
Pre-10/16/16 Highest AAA: Connect (HOUSE SOUL REMIX) & Case Closed (54) Highest Blackflag: Survive (60) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (68) Highest SDG: The Fusion (63) Otaku Speedvibe [Heavy] unlocked 03/04/15 - On The Origin of Species (Evolution) (50)
Highest AAA:Case Closed (58) Highest Blackflag: Survive (58) Highest Booflag: Fill Me Up With Snacky Happiness & Suit Up (55) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (72) Highest SDG: The Fusion (67)
I followed the "by the book" play, but I was reading the "not to do" page.
Originally posted by XelNya
" I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley."
Originally posted by YoshL
"i gave you 20 ducks, and spent a lot of time making one of them quack, and pointed at the particular one and asked "is that one the worst quacker"" ... "you could still give somewhat of an answer based on the quality of the quacks, and the other random quacks from the ducks surrounding that weren't the center of focus."
Originally posted by mellon_collie
"I love Wolfe's duck avi so much. Shado's Duck Shrine is the best!!
Pre-10/16/16 Highest AAA: Connect (HOUSE SOUL REMIX) & Case Closed (54) Highest Blackflag: Survive (60) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (68) Highest SDG: The Fusion (63) Otaku Speedvibe [Heavy] unlocked 03/04/15 - On The Origin of Species (Evolution) (50)
Highest AAA:Case Closed (58) Highest Blackflag: Survive (58) Highest Booflag: Fill Me Up With Snacky Happiness & Suit Up (55) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (72) Highest SDG: The Fusion (67)
I followed the "by the book" play, but I was reading the "not to do" page.
Originally posted by XelNya
" I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley."
Originally posted by YoshL
"i gave you 20 ducks, and spent a lot of time making one of them quack, and pointed at the particular one and asked "is that one the worst quacker"" ... "you could still give somewhat of an answer based on the quality of the quacks, and the other random quacks from the ducks surrounding that weren't the center of focus."
Originally posted by mellon_collie
"I love Wolfe's duck avi so much. Shado's Duck Shrine is the best!!
Pre-10/16/16 Highest AAA: Connect (HOUSE SOUL REMIX) & Case Closed (54) Highest Blackflag: Survive (60) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (68) Highest SDG: The Fusion (63) Otaku Speedvibe [Heavy] unlocked 03/04/15 - On The Origin of Species (Evolution) (50)
Highest AAA:Case Closed (58) Highest Blackflag: Survive (58) Highest Booflag: Fill Me Up With Snacky Happiness & Suit Up (55) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (72) Highest SDG: The Fusion (67)
Pre-10/16/16 Highest AAA: Connect (HOUSE SOUL REMIX) & Case Closed (54) Highest Blackflag: Survive (60) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (68) Highest SDG: The Fusion (63) Otaku Speedvibe [Heavy] unlocked 03/04/15 - On The Origin of Species (Evolution) (50)
Highest AAA:Case Closed (58) Highest Blackflag: Survive (58) Highest Booflag: Fill Me Up With Snacky Happiness & Suit Up (55) Highest FC: Challenge the final mission! (72) Highest SDG: The Fusion (67)
Getting closer to perfect. I know roughly where the 2 goods in the middle are but I'm not sure why I'm off. The 3rd good was just sloppiness at the very end. So much of this AAAing grind is just eliminating sloppiness, but for me that's just really really hard -- I can't tell the difference between a keystroke that says it's perfect or amazing, and a stroke that gets called "good" is hardly any different to me Super frustrating.
Highest FC: Fish Hell (67) 118-8-0-17
Highest SDG: On Conquest and Capture (49) 8-0-0-0
Highest BF: All of the World (24)
Highest AAA: After Altair (11)
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