TWG CLVII: The Perfect Blowjob Game Thread

[XelNya]

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why are you on a table, did I miss something?

Drank too much

think I'm a classy dancer

vodka was involved

[pedolad]

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xelnya posts vaulable

[Charu]

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More like "Look at me guys, I don't know how to play this game again" posts

[pedolad]

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HA!

[pedolad]

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More like "Look at me guys, I don't know how to play this game again" posts

what do you mean again I never knew how in the first place

[pedolad]

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Dohoho

[XelNya]

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Wait I have a post of substance for you guys.

Elephants can paint. My grandfather has been smoking and drinking constantly for 47 years and has no health problems. I am the greatest martial artist on earth. A team of 5 white american males made a 140,000 mile journey through space and landed on the moon, chilled for a bit, then came back in July of 1969. There is no fossil record of a missing link. A swiss watch was once found in a hitherto unopened 6000 year old chinese tomb. I live in a sprawling quasimetropolis in which the same individuals can be found at most of my local busineses around the clock. The health club that I have a membership at hasn't had a new patron in over 2 years it's just the same faces throughout all hours of the day constantly lifiting weights. There are many examples of prehistoric architecture that dwarf modern architecture in mathematical precision. Tiny 65 million year old aerodynamically sound golden rocketship trinkets were found in Brazil in the 1990s. In the city I live and many other places as well it is extremely rare for there to be traffic accidents despite having very high amounts of reckless drivers at all times. Also in both the city I live in and many other places there are 10s of thousands of homes automobiles and devices that seldom if ever need repair despite suffering the elements and receiving weather damage 365 days a year. There is a multimillion dollar 23 mile long stretch of developed nature trail in my city known as the greenway that doesn't have a bathroom. The modern locomotive train despite weighing millions of pounds sometimes being 2 miles long and having a rigid steel structure can negotiate turns at high speed. The number of aviation related injuries is at an all time low despite most modern aircraft lacking aerodynamics and possessing millions of tiny parts that if any were to malfunction would cause a disaster. A book was written in the 1800s about a new transatlantic passenger boat known as the Titan that would be the most luxurious liner ever only to end in maritime tragedy when it stuck an iceberg, sank, and suffered a 99% casualty rate. 40 years later the Titanic happened matching the Titan to very great detail. In the 1800s Edgar Poe wrote a book called Arthur Gordan Pim in which a crew of sailors found themselves shipwrecked and had to eat their cabin boy Richard Parker. 40 years later the same exact thing happened in real life. In Italy in the 1970s a man was killed while driving his motorscooter when he was struck by a taxi. 6 years later his twin brother was killed while driving the same motorscooter at the same location by the same taxi by the same taxidriver carrying the same passenger. If you type 'old junk car' on google images you'll get 500 photos of eerily similar cars. Go ahread try it. If you type 'child labour' on google images you'll get 500 pictures of kids carrying bricks on their heads. (You'll even get some pictures of kids carrying bricks on their heads standing next to eery old junk cars.)

[Charu]

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HEE HEE HEE

[Charu]

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Tᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ.

[_Zenith_]

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On a slightly more serious note, Zenith what were you expecting from the early on hours of d0. Something of value?

Because it's there

I shit poosted.

You still found your opportunity lmao

[pedolad]

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Meowth, that's right

[_Zenith_]

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Tᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ.

Fucking sig worthy

[_Zenith_]

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Wait I have a post of substance for you guys.

Elephants can paint. My grandfather has been smoking and drinking constantly for 47 years and has no health problems. I am the greatest martial artist on earth. A team of 5 white american males made a 140,000 mile journey through space and landed on the moon, chilled for a bit, then came back in July of 1969. There is no fossil record of a missing link. A swiss watch was once found in a hitherto unopened 6000 year old chinese tomb. I live in a sprawling quasimetropolis in which the same individuals can be found at most of my local busineses around the clock. The health club that I have a membership at hasn't had a new patron in over 2 years it's just the same faces throughout all hours of the day constantly lifiting weights. There are many examples of prehistoric architecture that dwarf modern architecture in mathematical precision. Tiny 65 million year old aerodynamically sound golden rocketship trinkets were found in Brazil in the 1990s. In the city I live and many other places as well it is extremely rare for there to be traffic accidents despite having very high amounts of reckless drivers at all times. Also in both the city I live in and many other places there are 10s of thousands of homes automobiles and devices that seldom if ever need repair despite suffering the elements and receiving weather damage 365 days a year. There is a multimillion dollar 23 mile long stretch of developed nature trail in my city known as the greenway that doesn't have a bathroom. The modern locomotive train despite weighing millions of pounds sometimes being 2 miles long and having a rigid steel structure can negotiate turns at high speed. The number of aviation related injuries is at an all time low despite most modern aircraft lacking aerodynamics and possessing millions of tiny parts that if any were to malfunction would cause a disaster. A book was written in the 1800s about a new transatlantic passenger boat known as the Titan that would be the most luxurious liner ever only to end in maritime tragedy when it stuck an iceberg, sank, and suffered a 99% casualty rate. 40 years later the Titanic happened matching the Titan to very great detail. In the 1800s Edgar Poe wrote a book called Arthur Gordan Pim in which a crew of sailors found themselves shipwrecked and had to eat their cabin boy Richard Parker. 40 years later the same exact thing happened in real life. In Italy in the 1970s a man was killed while driving his motorscooter when he was struck by a taxi. 6 years later his twin brother was killed while driving the same motorscooter at the same location by the same taxi by the same taxidriver carrying the same passenger. If you type 'old junk car' on google images you'll get 500 photos of eerily similar cars. Go ahread try it. If you type 'child labour' on google images you'll get 500 pictures of kids carrying bricks on their heads. (You'll even get some pictures of kids carrying bricks on their heads standing next to eery old junk cars.)

I'm hard

[Gradiant]

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Tᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ.

Meowth, that's an infraction!

[_Zenith_]

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Only because I know where it came from*