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  • V-Ormix
    Banned
    • Aug 2008
    • 4677
    #16
    Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

    Last edited by V-Ormix; 06-27-2015, 04:50 AM.

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      • Arch0wl
        Banned
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Dec 2002
        • 6344
        #17
        Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

        Originally posted by V-Ormix
        too tanned for his features -- his tan obscures his lip color and, secondarily, contributes to aging. (this is because tanning is the body's response to skin dying by trying to save skin. he would not have skin like this if this were not a photoshopped picture.)

        eyebrows too wide

        nostrils too big vertically-speaking

        upper lip too thin, doesn't create a symmetrical lip shape

        lips should be wider to match nose size

        age lines on forehead

        cheeks are flat (no visible cheekbones)

        doesn't even lift

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          • Coolboyrulez0
            VICES
            FFR Simfile Author
            FFR Music Producer
            • Aug 2006
            • 10042
            #18
            Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

            https://soundcloud.com/cbrbreakcore
            https://cbrrecords.bandcamp.com/

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              • Arch0wl
                Banned
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2002
                • 6344
                #19
                Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                Originally posted by Coolboyrulez0
                mustache needs to be shaved, makes an awkward line from nose to mouth and looks out of place

                eyes/eyebrows are set too close together

                lips too thin

                little to no separation between lower lip/mouth and chin

                hairstyle doesn't complement head shape

                wrinkles on eyes/dark circles

                wrinkles on forehead

                eyebrows fairly thin on the edges but thick on the inside

                upper part of his nose is too thick for the shape

                ears pushing out too much

                doesn't even lift
                Last edited by Arch0wl; 06-27-2015, 05:42 AM.

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                  • Funnygurl555
                    T-Force's Rival
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 1865
                    #20
                    Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                    Originally posted by MixMasterLar
                    is funny eaman?
                    Can you like not use those stupid names right now? Took me long enough to get these screen names straight in my head
                    Originally posted by the sun fan
                    GET DUNKED FUNNY
                    (eaman is her name irl, friend)

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                      • Arch0wl
                        Banned
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 6344
                        #21
                        Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                        Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                        hairline recedes too far

                        eyebrows thin toward the edges

                        abs are undefined

                        oblique muscles are barely visible

                        might lift but wow dwayne looking real soft bro

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                          • Dynam0
                            The Dominator
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 8987
                            #22
                            Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

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                              • ShadowDueler97
                                scarhand pls
                                • Mar 2012
                                • 547
                                #23
                                Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                                This thread is just terrible and I love it


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                                  • Reincarnate
                                    x'); DROP TABLE FFR;--
                                    • Nov 2010
                                    • 6332
                                    #24
                                    Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                                    Last edited by Reincarnate; 06-27-2015, 07:38 AM.

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                                      • Samus Aran
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Apr 2015
                                        • 33
                                        #25
                                        Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                                        Last edited by Samus Aran; 06-27-2015, 09:36 AM.

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                                          • Winrar
                                            Quasi-porn
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 1843
                                            #26
                                            Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                                            For the picture of hitler I would have added some comedy like, "Couldn't finish what he started"

                                            Originally posted by Staiain
                                            I'm sorry but... *flicks hair* I don't DO 0.x rates 8)

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                                              • Walrusizer
                                                D7 Elite Keymasher
                                                • Aug 2014
                                                • 1080
                                                #27
                                                Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                                                is expressing my inability to create a creative signature an act of creativity in and of itself?

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                                                  • choof
                                                    Banned
                                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                                    • Nov 2013
                                                    • 8563
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

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                                                      • choof
                                                        Banned
                                                        FFR Simfile Author
                                                        • Nov 2013
                                                        • 8563
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                                                        i am 100% aware that i look like shit

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                                                          • Red Blaster
                                                            Bridge Burner
                                                            • Jun 2011
                                                            • 2040
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Post pics of a person and I will ruthlessly criticize their appearance

                                                            Last edited by Red Blaster; 06-27-2015, 01:21 PM.
                                                            Originally posted by hi19hi19
                                                            edgelord Linkin Park adolescent angst music
                                                            Originally posted by choof
                                                            hey great contribution to the thread cucklord the exit's up in the top right of your screen, it's called "log out"
                                                            Originally posted by Funnygurl555
                                                            what's a milky christmas :O

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