So I am perhaps stuck forever in silver elo. And I felt like sharing my experiances through song. So I took the lyrics of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and shared my past games with you.
Play this instrumental and sing-a-long with it! If you dont, you are a cock-gobbling thunder-cunt.
EDIT: I added timestamps for those who cant read -cough joshua-
(0:13)
"Going mid or feed"
"Guys I can't A-D-C"
"mid or AFK"
No escape from this hell you see...
Mid chooses Ryze
we had a mid, didn't you see?
"I'm only Lee-Sin" (Lee-Sin)
"He is best ADC"
Please someone dodge this Q
Here we go
our comp sucks
bye e-lo
Anyway this game goes
doesn't really mater to me…. to me…
(1:08)
Minions have yet to spawn
Jungle tries to go invade
caught by whole team, their pre made.
Udyr… game has not begun
and you have gone and thrown first blood away
Udyr… ooooooh
Now they're invading us
if you're not back at blue right now you loose it
lee-sin dies, then vi dies…
and we are already down three…
(2:06)
Too late, our blue is gone
our lee-sin almost died,
he is DC'n all the time
Goodbye, silver ELO
This game's no go
Gotta work my way back up
and face the bronze
Udyr…. oooooooh (way this games goes)
Please don't 1v3
I sometimes wish I'd never solo'd alone
(Guitar solo)
(3:16)
Then in my second game I Q'd alone again
"I am mid"
"I am mid"
"Guys can I go ziggz jungle"
"Pick malphite he's OP" [Picks malphite]
"I can't play him"
"Dodge!" [Game starts]
"F**k me…"
Jungle go cover wait till mid comes back
(He's just a jungle, jungle can't take on mid)
(All lanes get ganked, damn this galio kid)
Elo come, elo go. Is there elo hell?
FUK-U-SCRUB NO!!! There is no elo-hell (Elo hell)
FUK-U-SCRUB There is no elo-hell (Elo hell)
FUK-U-SCRUB There is no elo-hell (elo hell)
is no elo-hell (elo hell)
is no elo-hell (elo hell)
never never never elo hell
No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
cassiopeia, cassiopeia, plain her's why your'in elo hell
play kat or fizz, they are both now somewhat now quite OP, quite O-P, O-P!!!
(head banging montage section of me rising my elo)
(4:25)
So you think you can camp me and kill my ryze?
So you think you can cleanup after baron dies?
Oooooh, Blue team. Care to list'n to me blue team
Time for you to die, time for you to die and get wrecked now
(We actually win a game here)
Oooooooooohhh, oooooh yeah, ooooh yeah
(Victory message pops up)
This game really matters, anyone can see
This game really matters, this game really matters… to me…
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