Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

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  • FissionMailed1
    FFR Player
    • Feb 2012
    • 1267

    #61
    Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

    Originally posted by funmonkey54
    Riga
    I read this as a certain racial slur, and couldn't help but laugh.


    YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

    MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

    YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

    YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

    THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

    I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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    • Quigly
      nah
      • Jan 2008
      • 3506

      #62
      Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

      assassinate a member of their parliament and split europe in half causing a political crisis and then 5 more call of duty games can be made about it
      nah

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      • Quigly
        nah
        • Jan 2008
        • 3506

        #63
        Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

        we pocket the revenue and synth retires in aruba
        nah

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        • Tarrik
          D7 Elite Keymasher
          • May 2007
          • 2240

          #64
          Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

          Sure. Synth can then give me all the rights to FFR and i'll replace every song with RATO on rates.

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          • t-rogdor
            tane orb
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Jun 2007
            • 2685

            #65
            Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

            I walk face first into congress, wearing my "goku and friends" shirt. I have been wearing this shirt non stop since 2007. It is fused to my skin. The congressional officers notice my stench instantly as i wink at the presiding officer. As i am apprehended i scream into the echoing chambers. Arby's will not be pleased by my actions
            Originally posted by cetaka
            I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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            • A2P
              FFR Veteran
              • Apr 2009
              • 3127

              #66
              Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

              Originally posted by t-rogdor
              I walk face first into congress, wearing my "goku and friends" shirt. I have been wearing this shirt non stop since 2007. It is fused to my skin. The congressional officers notice my stench instantly as i wink at the presiding officer. As i am apprehended i scream into the echoing chambers. Arby's will not be pleased by my actions
              EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

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              • supermousie
                FFR Player
                • Feb 2006
                • 1074

                #67
                Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                So coffee just came out of my nostrils
                Originally posted by aperson
                yolo

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                • t-rogdor
                  tane orb
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 2685

                  #68
                  Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                  Coffee? You don't know shit about coffee until you spend 10 days in a sensory deprivation tank filled with nothing but pure columbian coffee beans. You sink to the caffinated abyss and feel yourself becoming a bean. By the time i got out i had to spend months in physical therapy so i could forget that i'm not a coffee bean
                  Originally posted by cetaka
                  I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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                  • bmah
                    shots FIRED
                    Profile Moderator
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    Global Moderator
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 8448

                    #69
                    Re: Uhh ok.. dear Admins (pretty obvious thread)

                    Case is pretty much over, for now at least. One user and several ips banned later, everything's working smoothly.

                    Here's hoping that we don't get DDOSed anymore.

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