In the words of a certain Canadian player who cannot detect awkward patterns...
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Originally posted by Vendetta21
Did you get a chance to kill that deadbeat sonuvabitch boyfriend of danceguys', "sunfan"? i hate that fucker. he's a stupid head. i'm way smarter and funnier and prettier and richer and more sensitive than him, and like i can get drunk and still hold complex logical conversations n shit and i bet that fucker cant.
Originally posted by XelNya
I'd suck a dick in a dark, dark alley.
Originally posted by star-crossed
(Someone helpfully lectured us in postgame that we voted out the wrong inactive player with COVID on Day 1.)
There's too many people tied at 1g. It would take a lot of people to get it to AAA or die.
Originally posted by Charu
My dick is good, thank you very much. It gets love and attention no matter what <3 <3 <3
Originally posted by DaBackpack
also a fucking helicopter is the absolute last place I'd go to find out how big my dick is
Originally posted by Shadow_God_10
Dawg you don't even know. It's so fuckin' small I can use a pen cap to jack off
Originally posted by hi19hi19
yeah I'mma go for the Rave7 route she's just perfect, stiff on the top, thin in the middle, and has a BIG THICC END that I can just jack on all night UwU best girl
I'm sitting on the edge of the elimination line, and the last 2 tournaments have seen me going to sleep now and waking up eliminated. But I'm too tired to play. T__T
In the words of a certain Canadian player who cannot detect awkward patterns...
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Currently sitting comfortably in 20th awaiting a more awkward song ##.
1st in Kommisar's 2009 SM Tournament 1st in I Love You`s 2009 New Year`s Tournament 3rd in EnR's Mashfest '08 tournament 5th in Phynx's Unofficial FFR Tournament 9th in D3 of the 2008-2009 4th Official FFR Tournament 10th in D5 of the 2010 5th Official FFR Tournament 10th in D6 of the 2011-2012 6th Official FFR Tournament FMO AAA Count:71 FGO AAA Count:10
39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
one way to stream them all
Originally posted by Xiz
Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)
But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
Originally posted by thesunfan
replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
Originally posted by reuben_tate
Title: Popsicle Three
Thousand the farthest
He's gone in an official
Whoop hip hip hooray!
Originally posted by U.N. Owen
kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."
@popsicle_3000:
Danger incoming
The popsicles are melting
Three thousand of them
Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there
dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
friend: hey bro can i tell you something
dynam0 yeah man whats up?
friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
friend: thanks man
dynam0: no problem man
Originally posted by One Winged Angel
pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
Originally posted by Xiz
Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.
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