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okay i have pretty interesting dreams but xiz wtf do you do to get these? lol
okay i have pretty interesting dreams but xiz wtf do you do to get these? lol
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I dunno, my mind is pretty weird lol. I just sleep and that happens Haha.
10/18/2012: I was in a demolition derby, but our cars were made out of something like styrofoam, or bubbles or something like that. I ended up killing a puppy that ran onto the track so I vowed to forever drink campbells tomato soup once a day.
10/19/2012: I was in some massive hotel where I was playing poker with Lola Bunny and the 'Mayhem' guy from Allstate Insurance. I got beat bad though, so I got angry and left. I then was on stage giving a talk about the reason that celery should be used as weapons but I accidentally farted. This caused the earth to go off it's normal spinning rotation, causing earth to go crashing into Jupiter. But it's okay I wasn't on earth at the time. I was having tea and playing xbox up in space with the Heavy from TF2.
10/20/2012: I did not steal the dolphins, the army of Bill Cosby's did.
10/21/2012: I was the magic carpet man, and I was trying to steal all the eclairs on the submarine train. But the conductor caught me, so he sent me to counseling with Tina Fey. But Tina Fey was my accomplice, so we broke a window to escape but she ended up drowning because we were under water. I learned how to breath underwater suddenly so then I made a raft out of old shells and tin-cans on the sea bed. I then went to the shore, where I entered a limbo contest but lost badly to a stone titan. I called him out on cheating because he was fat. But that made him cry.Last edited by Xiz; 10-21-2012, 02:33 PM.
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This is a pretty cool thread to me simply because I used to keep a dream journal.
It takes practice to be able to recall dreams/memories in your sleep and seeing this thread almost makes me want to keep one of my own again. A few of these were amazingly funny, haha.Comment
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10/22/2012: I was in the Left 4 Dead game, I guess I was playing Francis because he wasn't there. It was weird because it kept switching between the l4d and l4d2 characters. As the dream started, we were in the safehouse, then Louis walked out and instantly died from a charger. His body then exploded. We then went to a Domino's pizza place, but they were out of pizza's. So we then decided to discuss different religions. Something else happened... then I was doing homework, but my paper kept floating away so I couldn't finish it. Bill kept being a ****in' prick by shooting my homework with a shotgun and kept mic spamming.
10/23/2012: This will be hard to explain. So I was ON Greece, but not in it. Like a map. And in order to get to South Africa, I had to cut a hole in Greece to fall through to Africa, because Africa was on the next page or something. As I did so, I got attacked by pirates, but they were 2D so I just used my Z axis to get away from them.
10/24/2012: I had to give AIDS to either a bunny or a building (via touch). So I gave it to the building. The building's wife left him and he died a few days later under a bridge. Also under that bridge was a golden tooth that I used to unlock a door to enter the magical world of edible chairs. I could only eat three though, thats how many tickets I bought, not thinking in advance.Last edited by Xiz; 10-24-2012, 06:31 PM.
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Decided to contribute yesterday's dream because it involves somebody from FFR.
Note: All of my dreams tend to be this long, I'm unsure why.
October 24: On some forums that are specifically for a new horror game that was released, I'm in a thread for vids. Xx{Midnight}xX posts a vid of him encountering a huge monster that reminds me of Wildmutt from Ben 10. He runs over to a sewer drain/grate and lays down on it. The monster comes over and starts smashing the ground trying to hit Xx{Midnight}xX. The ground crumbles and Xx{Midnight}xX falls into the sewer. He looks up and notices the shadows of what looks like bald little kids. He says, "**** not them again" and bolts down the sewer tunnels. He takes a right and runs into one of these things. They're like mini sub-zeros from batman except they're scary as hell. He runs by it, pauses the game, says, "**** that" and the vid ends.
I'm now in the game but at an earlier area. I have an M4 and am scouting the area in the darkness. It's a woodlandish area just outside of a city. I see two guys in a pickup truck pull up and park on the opposite side of the road. One is the assault class guy from BattleField 3, he has a weapon. The other is some old ass hillbilly with shoulder length hair but is completely bald around his face and on top of his head. He doesn't have any weapons and looks disgusting. They start looking around and as the assault class guy starts getting near me I headshot him. (good thing my M4 was silenced) I sneak up to the pickup but as I attempt to get in, the hillbilly notices his friend is dead and sees me trying to steal his ride. I duck behind some bushes and his dog comes up to the bushes, sees me, but then walks out of the bush and looks at the hillbilly. He shines his flashlight right on me (through the bush) but I scoot more into the bush and he turns away to keep searching. He instantly turns back to the bush and I jet toward his pickup. He's shouting at me and shit then I see one of those little bald kid things. Apparently they can freeze shit.
Next thing I know I'm the hillbilly, but I'm at a spot a little ways away from where this all occurred. I run forward and notice the frozen BF3 guy. He's standing up in the middle of the road completely frozen in ice. I walk forward a bit and see the hillbilly (who is ME at this point) frozen as well. Suddenly there are tons of icebabies or whatever the hell they are, and they're all chasing me. NOPE. I sprint as hard as I can and I realize that everything around me is frozen. I make it to the city and the frozen areas start to die away. I keep running down this street and I end up running into the same scene Xx{Midnight}xX was in. Same monster, same environment, everything. I look around and notice the same sewer drain/grate thing. I haul ass over to it because this monster is seriously scary as all hell. I lay down on the grate and await this horrifying thing. It stomps over to me and starts to smash the ground all around me in a frenzy. I fall through the ground and end up in the sewer. I look up and see the shadows of those ice baby things. NOPE. I run down the sewer the same way Xx{Midnight}xX did, take a right and barely make it past another one of ice demon baby things. I keep running for my life down the sewers. I wake up.Comment
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Keep em coming, these are a great read, haha.As I did so, I got attacked by pirates, but they were 2D so I just used my Z axis to get away from them.
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10/25/2012: My best and only friend was a stove named Steve. I couldn't feed him rabbits anymore so he demanded 50% of my stuff. I said no obviously, so we took a bunch of playpen balls and bashed them against kids heads. Every kid we hit they exploded into pink dust.
10/26/2012: Was up all night, but what I remember was I was making churros but they were used as weapons in medieval wars. Julias Cesar was there but he made me a salad. (Kinda ironic lol) - But he made me pizza instead. Also, everyone in the war was tiny, so I just used my hand to kill like, 500 people at once. I then pee'd on the city of Rome, and Cesar didn't like that.
10/27/2012: I went to rob a bank with four people, including my family. Our dress code was all black, but I didn't get the memo so I wore all blue. So we got to this bank, and one of our bank-robber mates used a rocket launcher on the elevator, causing it to open. That set off the alarm. I got angry because we could have just pressed the down-arrow on it to open it. Anyway, we went down and found ourselves in a hallway. Some guy in a party hat was shooting at us, I didnt have a gun. The guy next to me gave me an umbrella instead. Turns out it was an umbrella-tazer. Oh, we killed that one guy, but it was his birthday. I then woke up.
10/28/2012: All I can remember is a snake biting me in the arm, and it wouldnt let go. Also it was the medieval times, I turned the snake into a weapon. It then turned purple and told me a bedtime story. I remember saying "**** you snake" and then threw it at a bride at a wedding. She didn't react. The wedding then commenced and finished. I then ate cake.
10/29/2012: Can't remember.
10/30/2012: I was one of my old houses, and there was a massive big light coming from the stars down onto a tree, giving it tree cancer or something. I put my arm in the light and it shriveled up and died. But i took it back out and it seemed to be okay. I was also stargazing, taking photos, but every time i took a photo of the stars, i would look at the photo and it would be a drawing by a five year old. Then Godzilla wanted to have a slumber party but then I said no because I only was friends with him to get with his sister, Emma Stone.
10/31/2012: So there was a hot girl who was a fire elemental-type thing, and then she was fighting against some douche, being a shadow elemental. They were first humans but then morphed into these massive building-sized flames and shadowing going back and forth exchanging blows, not like fists but they would slice through each-other. The hot fire elemental chick lost, and I thought she died. I confessed my love for her, but she was standing behind me. It was really awkward. The bell rang so I went into class, but it was the first time I showed up with 3 weeks left in the semester. And it was a test day. I tried to take the test but instead drew pictures of hamsters on my test. Not sure what grade I got.Last edited by Xiz; 10-31-2012, 07:40 AM.
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November Week 1:
11/1/2012: So I was chosen with 6 others to travel to a new planet. We went in our rocket ship, and it took 5 min's to get there but the timezone difference was 8 billion hours. When we got there, a plane flew overhead saying "welcome newbies" - there were eclairs and muffins for everyone. Oh, after that there was this one douche named Hector, who controlled everyone using ring-pops and by singing. Everyone then attacked me. I tried telling Ron Burgundy, but he didn't listen. He just drank. So I then tried running. I found myself in a tattoo parlor, but instead of giving tattoo's i was branding people. So I branded someone in the face with a huge, and they caught on fire and died.
11/2/2012: I was in in a rocket ship. It was blue. That's all I got... lol
11/3/2012: I was at minuteman missile silo back in the 60s - and I had to launch a nuke at the Persians. I didn't want too but I had to. So I pressed the button then it broke. I was blamed so I went to bed. But I couldn't sleep so I pushed my friend out of his chair and ate his nachos.
11/4/2012: Didn't sleep. All nighter lol.
11/5/2012: I was attacked by a flying squid-type thing. Kinda looked like the ghast from Minecraft, but more round and blueish-black. Anyway, it took my wallet. I then made salsa because I worked at a tomato farm, but the tomatoes were the size of houses. I remember saying "This tomato is too big. I cant make salsa with these!" So then the farmer made a campfire as we played jazz. But none of us had jazz instruments, so we used our arms.
11/6/2012: Was falling through a hole, but i wasn't going anywhere. Ended up stealing the queen of england. She was tiny. So I put her in my mouth. She drowned, and I got sad. Oh, there was Beyonce with the single ladies dancing also.Last edited by Xiz; 11-6-2012, 08:52 PM.
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11/7/2012: I was at a club, listening to "Gangnam style" however whenever people would dance, they would float away. Also, only part of the song was "AAAAAAaaaiiiii sexy laaadddyyyy" and people would slide into the corner. the weight of everyone packed onto one side of the building caused it to tip over into the ocean. But it's okay no water was able to get in, so we partied with starfish.
11/8/2012: I was a superhero. Only downside was I didn't know what super power I had but I had a huge fanbase. So I made a sandwich, and people loved it. Women fainted. Men started crying. I was wondering how the entire city could fit in my kitchen but it worked. I then punched one of my fans in the chest and because he was made out of jelly he started to wiggle. I thought he was break dancing so I joined him.
11/9/2012: Lol okay... so I built a rocket, or I was a rocket, something about rockets. I was pointed and headed toward Nebraska. No idea why, no idea what they did, but apparently the United States raged war on Nebraska. I got to Nebraska to blow them all up, but they made me hush-puppies as a peace offering. I simply laughed, tossed those hush-puppies away and proceeded to play scrabble with them. I couldn't really win because I only could get and use one letter per turn. So I started singing.
11/10/2012: Tornado. It was tiny. So tiny. It swapped up my tiny cow farm. So I stomped the tornado out, doing so killing all my cows that were still in the tornado. But most of them didnt die, just when I stomped on it they started to all climb up my leg and limbs, demanding a refund for the Doritos they never bought.
11/11/2012: My family died. I was at their funeral... nothing funny about this one...
11/12/2012: My weapon of choice for the great war against the Egyptians was sheep on fire. But like, good fire, the one that dosent burn you. As I threw them, they flew away, not hitting their target, so we raged war on sheep. And Ireland. We saw the Demoman from TF2 there but he was too drunk to talk to us. We used his body as a beach ball as we partied like they do in those Coors Light commercials. My hand turned into a fin, and I slapped a girl in the face with it because she was Republican.
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11/13/2012: Turtles were made out of Iron. We used their bodies as a fuel supply. Also, it was free Waffle day for everyone who donated a can of soup. That's about it.
11/14/2012: Can't remember...
11/15/2012: Me along with 50 of my friends were in one of those claw machines found at an arcade place. Pretty much it was a "Hunger Games" style arena, but there was a claw also. So as we were killing eachother, some were brought up in the claw, then dropped to their death. I placed first without killing anyone because i had a pet Pikachu - who was so cute that everyone died.
11/16/2012: Preppin' for finals week. Had a huge project. All-nighter. Didn't sleep.
11/17/2012: I was a western style sheriff looking over a Wendy's. Pretty much anyone who tried to order a Big Mac I would kill. There ended up being a huge pile of bodies, and whenever I shot someone, they would die in slowmotion, and go flying. Like there was a body stuck in the ceiling fan, another stuck on a painting. Because fuck physics. I then got my prize for doing such a great job, and it was a packet of clorox wipes.
11/17/2012: #2 (I took a nap around 2pm from being sick. This might be one of my most powerful dreams yet)
So this dreams starts out with a terrorist organization, consisting of about 12-15 men, but their numbers really ranged within the hundeds-of-thousands. Their reasons are unknown, but they are showing going around and killing random groups of individuals, in different locations montage style. Showed them killing on a train, then on a boat, on a plane. Major methods of transportation seemed to be a theme. I remember one shot where it showed a list of 50 individuals, and most of them had a big red "X" through them. I never saw if my face was on there, but I knew it was. I was then shown in some apartment (that was my own) scavenging around, when I found a trap door. I went down it, it was a huge room with pluming in it, including hundreds of boxes. Some were big, some were small, but the contents I knew were highly valuable. And inside these boxes were exactly what they were looking for. I then heard a crash, I knew they were inside my house. I took one smaller box - and went into another secret passage behind a bunch of boxes in the basement, which went on for quite a while. I opened them and saw what was inside, sighed, then closed in and kept heading down the passage. I opened the door at the end, which led me into what I thought was some sort of medical school mixed with a university library. I walked past students working at computers, and I noticed one in particular who was manning the help-desk behind these rows of computers who was eye'n me down. I kept moving. I ran into one of my University friends (Elizabeth) - I asked her I needed help, it was an emergency - and we needed to hurry fast. I needed something from her. She asked what was wrong - so I told her the backstory as we hurried through many halls and up and down flights of stairs...
(During part of this narration, some images of whats described below was seen, as it cuts back and forth between me running with Elizabeth)
"About 25 years ago (in 2016) the world got together and dubbed "Bronies" as a curse against humanity, a sin, an act against god. They had everything to do with My Little Pony either burned, and destroyed. Anyone found with anything related to MLP would be beaten, and killed. For amusement they would drag bronies out into the streets and throw rocks and stones at them, beat them with bats and drag them from the back of cars. There were still a few left, very very few bronies alive. And an even smaller percentage of them still had some sort of MLP memorabilia with them."
My friend then told me to be quiet, and took me into the basement of this building we have been roaming around. I opened the doors, and it turned out to be a soccer stadium, filled but all the fans were quiet. It was Hungry vs. Germany. It was being televised, and then I realized we have been roaming around the worlds most watched TV headquarters. All the spokesperson within the arena were Korean though. We went to the left, and these two guards stopped us.
During this time, the assassins broke into the secret entrance where all those boxes were. In it they found hundreds of MLP related items, such as plushies, comics, clothing, etc. It then showed them burning everything with a flamethrower in slowmotion, as the head assassins walked down the 2nd secret entrance to the TV headquarters. I gave the box to her, where it would be in safe keeping. She then walked past the guards where it would be held in a vault for safekeeping forever. I told her it was safe to open it once the war was over. I then went into a room alone where there was a phone in the middle. The man at the computer desk was notifying the assassins where my where-a-bouts where, and pointed to the stadium. I took it, and started texting my loved ones, including a bunch of my friends telling them thank you for giving me a great life, and how happy I was to have them be part of my family. My friend opened the box before she put it in safe keeping, and inside of it was a converse pair of shoes, on one was rainbow striped, and on the other was Rainbow Dash's mark. I put down the phone. I woke up.
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11/17/2012: #2 o.o
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