Re: ITT a challenge: Post only one pic -- most attractive female
Originally posted by Mike Weedmark
PACKAAAAAAAGE, FOR REINCARNATE~
For something like this, yeah, I totally understand where Puppet is getting at haha. None of these were attractive, just "ugh" material -- you succeeded in your package's purpose
Originally posted by hi19hi19
oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file
Re: ITT a challenge: Post only one pic -- most attractive female
Originally posted by MrPopadopalis25
here are the traits that i require in a woman:
-all toes must be the exact same size as one another
-must have at least three (3) scars, at least one of them disfiguring
-vagina has to be sealed shut (stitches, glue, welded, i don't care)
-one ass cheek has to have a mole on it (ladies: please do not use magic marker as i can tell the difference)
-belly button must look like a swirling vortex into the netherrealm...bonus points if it actually is
-nipples must be inverted
-breasts themselves must be detachable
-heterochromia but both eyes are still the same color (shit brown)
-hair must look, feel and taste like straw or hay
-personality wise you must be very kind but at the same time willing to stomp on my balls
if these conditions are met then perhaps i'll date you.
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