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  • Superfreak04
    D7 Elite Keymasher
    • Jan 2007
    • 2407

    #16
    Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

    That was awesome roflmao.

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    • Dr Tran
      Banned
      • Aug 2008
      • 1134

      #17
      Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

      thank you for that

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      • alloyus
        ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Oct 2006
        • 3269

        #18
        Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

        I actually found this to be severely hilarious XD

        I feel bad for him at the same time, though :/

        ^FFP_D0pey btw

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        • fullmetal_alchemist027
          Don't make me stalk you
          • Jul 2005
          • 265

          #19
          Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

          I nearly died laughing. This was great XD

          I do feel bad for the guy if thats real though


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          • kostkaskater
            FFR Veteran
            • Sep 2004
            • 780

            #20
            Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

            Always make sure to use the restroom before you go on a date.

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            • PhaeL v2
              FFR Player
              • Sep 2009
              • 942

              #21
              Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

              I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??
              I had to stop here to laugh out incredibly loud. Let's keep going.


              Edit: **** yeah, OWA, you made my ****ing century with this, I can't stop laughing.Thank you.
              Last edited by PhaeL v2; 12-14-2009, 02:23 PM.
              Originally posted by Emo_Saur_
              Rapha, you're a cry baby!

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              • poochieCREAM
                FFR Player
                • May 2008
                • 480

                #22
                Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                Originally posted by alloyus
                I actually found this to be severely hilarious XD

                I feel bad for him at the same time, though :/
                I feel more sorry for the girls that live in the dorm (if this is real).
                I would be freaked. I'd also bleach and sanitize the bathroom.
                LOVEGENERATION.

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                • MelodyOfOblivion99
                  FFR Player
                  • Feb 2009
                  • 173

                  #23
                  Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                  Thanks for this xD!!! You brightened my otherwise ****ty day, LOL!
                  Although chances are that it's fake, still funny as hell... Especially with the illustrations.
                  Originally posted by RobertsonaIsBack
                  i would beat off his dick into my face and wipe it on a dog and ride the dog into the sunset

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                  • bender5
                    The 40% Iron Chef
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 4894

                    #24
                    Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                    piss bottles dude

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                    • funmonkey54
                      The Chill Keeper
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 4127

                      #25
                      Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                      Wow, wish this was short enough for FML.

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                      • Bluearrowll
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                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 7376

                        #26
                        Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                        Lmfao the ms paint really does it
                        1st in Kommisar's 2009 SM Tournament
                        1st in I Love You`s 2009 New Year`s Tournament
                        3rd in EnR's Mashfest '08 tournament
                        5th in Phynx's Unofficial FFR Tournament
                        9th in D3 of the 2008-2009 4th Official FFR Tournament
                        10th in D5 of the 2010 5th Official FFR Tournament
                        10th in D6 of the 2011-2012 6th Official FFR Tournament

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                        Bluearrowll = The Canadian player who can not detect awkward patterns. If it's awkward for most people, it's normal for Terry. If the file is difficult but super straight forward, he has issues. If he's AAAing a FGO but then heard that his favorite Hockey team was losing by a point, Hockey > FFR
                        PS: Cool AAA's Terry
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                        • Izzy
                          Snek
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 9195

                          #27
                          Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                          It doesn't seem that hard to take a **** and go pee at the same time even with an erection. You can just sit down and push it down into the bowl.

                          I've actually had something pretty bad like this happen to me, but I'm taking the truth to the grave with me.

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                          • operationstrawbarry
                            FFR Player
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 802

                            #28
                            Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                            After reading what you all said, Im scared to click the link.

                            Edit: clicked it, read it... Wow this story smells like S H I T, Sorry, not funny... you guys failed.
                            Last edited by operationstrawbarry; 12-14-2009, 03:56 PM.

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                            • Vanilla Mnm
                              cavs
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 3258

                              #29
                              Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                              That's one of the most hilarious things I've ever read hahahaha
                              The first girl that showed interest in him xD

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                              • MelodyOfOblivion99
                                FFR Player
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 173

                                #30
                                Re: I'm still crying of laughter as I type this

                                Originally posted by Izzy
                                It doesn't seem that hard to take a **** and go pee at the same time even with an erection. You can just sit down and push it down into the bowl.

                                I've actually had something pretty bad like this happen to me, but I'm taking the truth to the grave with me.
                                When your... Ummm, big... It's damn near impossible without breaking the thing in half :P
                                Originally posted by RobertsonaIsBack
                                i would beat off his dick into my face and wipe it on a dog and ride the dog into the sunset

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