I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
"Tenten, boys can dance the Soulja Boy dance better..." Neji said.
"No, Neji, girls can do the dance better!!!!" Tenten retorted.
What's going on, you ask? Well, Neji and Tenten were listening to the Soulja Boy music video for 'Crank Dat Superman' on Neji's computer and Tenten started doing the dance. Somehow, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and Hinata got invovled with this and they started taking sides.
"Come on, Tenten...you think you, Sakura-chan, and Hina-chan can dance the Soulja Boy?" Naruto asked her.
"What are you talking about, Naruto?! You can barely make it pass the first step!!!!" Sakura told him.
"I declare a dance-off!!!!!" Hinata suddenly cried out, which made Sasuke jump because he was standing right next to her.
"We accept!!!!" Sasuke answered her. Neji and Naruto stared at Sasuke as if he had a zit on his nose.
"Then it's settled!!!!" Sakura added. Their clothes suddenly changed to the gangster version of it and the boys had the same sunglasses as Soulja Boy. Then, the music started: Boys: (Yoooouuuu!) Sasuke: Soulja boy I tell em Neji: Hey I got a new dance fo yall called the soulja boy Girls: (Yoooouuuu!) Tenten: You gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right All: (Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)
Neji started doing the Soulja Boy dance during the chorus. Neji: Soulja boy off in this h
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Den super man dat h
Now watch me yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Tenten followed his lead when the chorus started again. Tenten: Soulja boy off in this h
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Den super man dat h
Now watch me yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch meyuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now watch me yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy) Neji: Soulja boy up in this h
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man dat h
Then watch me crank dat robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz mayn
When I do dat soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thang
(Now yuuuah)
I'm jocking on yo bih ss
And if we get the fightin
Den I'm cockin on ya bih ss
You catch me at yo local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
"I got me some bathin apes"
Neji and Tenten stepped back and saw Sasuke and Sakura step up and face each other. Sasuke started doing the dance first. Sasuke: Soulja boy off in this h
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat hoe
Now yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Sakura followed right after him. Sakura:Soulja boy off in this h
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank dat soulja boy
Then super man dat h
Now yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now yuuuah
(Crank dat soulja boy)
Now yuuuah (Crank dat soulja boy) Sakura: I'm bouncin on my toe
Watch me super soak dat h I'ma pass it to arab
Then he gon pass it to Don Loc (loc)
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja boy, I'm the man
They be lookin at my neck
Sayin it's the rubberband man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Lets get to it (lets get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
H, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that st was ugly
Sasuke really felt like he lost all of his Uchiha pride. Haruno Sakura, his teammate/fangirl, just dissed him...in song!!!!! They both stepped back as they saw Naruto and Hinata go up. Naruto did the dance when the chorus came up.
They both stepped back as they saw Naruto and Hinata go up. Naruto did the dance when the chorus came up.
*wink wink*
Was that whole post just a setup for the euphemism?
Originally posted by cetaka
I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
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