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  • PMS~dballin4
    FFR Player
    • Mar 2006
    • 93
    #121
    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

    k so this one time this dude cut me off and i kinda hit his car with mine so I called the non emergency line to da police since I have that kind of information and nobody was hurt, but I was instructed to call 911 anyway.

    she probably would've been fine if she only called once
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      • OrganisM
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2006
        • 2644
        #122
        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

        A car accident is a little different.

        also,

        Last edited by OrganisM; 03-4-2009, 05:10 PM.
        .

        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

        Originally Posted by         MrRubix[link]:
        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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          • Quigly
            nah
            • Jan 2008
            • 3506
            #123
            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

            Hay bro. Dat's sum sweet Nutella you got there. Wanna share? ;D
            nah

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              • OrganisM
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644
                #124
                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                This might be the revolution to put the NFL over the top.

                I had this pic forever and was wondering what to put in his hand in place of a football.. so there you have it.
                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                Originally Posted by                 MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • Quigly
                    nah
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 3506
                    #125
                    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                    Oh my gawd...his Nutella is so BIG.
                    nah

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                      • OrganisM
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2644
                        #126
                        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                        Yeah he likes to toss his Nutella around in front of thousands of people.
                        .

                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                        Originally Posted by                         MrRubix[link]:
                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                          • Quigly
                            nah
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 3506
                            #127
                            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                            I wish I could do that but I'm afraid people will laugh at me. My Nutella isn't fully developed yet.
                            nah

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                              • Syhto
                                BuMP it
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 2466
                                #128
                                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                His nutella isn't big, he's just really small.
                                Originally posted by ~jrodd
                                keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
                                Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
                                I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.

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                                  • OrganisM
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Oct 2006
                                    • 2644
                                    #129
                                    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                    So we've got a midget with a big nutella running around. Great.
                                    .

                                    Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                    "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                    because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                    spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                    changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                    Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                    Originally Posted by                                     MrRubix[link]:
                                    "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                     Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                    "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                      • Quigly
                                        nah
                                        • Jan 2008
                                        • 3506
                                        #130
                                        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                        Oh sweet.

                                        +1 self esteem
                                        nah

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                                          • OrganisM
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 2644
                                            #131
                                            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                            My nutella is rock hard. Is that normal? Maybe it's been left sitting too long.
                                            .

                                            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                            Originally Posted by                                             MrRubix[link]:
                                            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                              • Quigly
                                                nah
                                                • Jan 2008
                                                • 3506
                                                #132
                                                Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                Okay what you gotta do is pour some milk into it and stir that **** up.
                                                nah

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                                                  • PMS~dballin4
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Mar 2006
                                                    • 93
                                                    #133
                                                    Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                    Originally posted by OrganisM
                                                    A car accident is a little different.
                                                    ok how about this one

                                                    keys locked in car
                                                    call 411 to get fire dept number to get keys out of car (they do this and they were down the street I probably could've walked)
                                                    call local number
                                                    "you have to call 911"
                                                    awkward 911 call

                                                    "what's your emergency?"
                                                    "locked my keys in the car? *quickly explains so as not to seem like a dumbass*"
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                                                      • OrganisM
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Oct 2006
                                                        • 2644
                                                        #134
                                                        Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                        Ok, I tried that... it ended up very messy.

                                                        Originally posted by PMS~dballin4
                                                        ok how about this one

                                                        keys locked in car
                                                        call 411 to get fire dept number to get keys out of car (they do this and they were down the street I probably could've walked)
                                                        call local number
                                                        "you have to call 911"
                                                        awkward 911 call

                                                        "what's your emergency?"
                                                        "locked my keys in the car? *quickly explains so as not to seem like a dumbass*"
                                                        Or instead of being a dumbass, you can call a locksmith company.
                                                        .

                                                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                        Originally Posted by                                                         MrRubix[link]:
                                                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                                                          • BabyViperx3
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 444
                                                            #135
                                                            Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

                                                            Nutella is gross >_> so is McDonalds.


                                                            p.s Quigly, you look like Nick Jonas.






                                                            R.I.P Jellygawd<3

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