Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
I feel like being serious for a minute. I really love capturing eyes on a girl. Or in a girl, lol. Just that I can stare into and focus on each individual part that's so unique. I like dark, long, flowing hair. Definitely not too much hair. Like really thick eye brows are nasty. A pretty face. Not like with a square head. Or a round head. A proportionate head. And a thin body. And I really like a girl who's my height. I mean, I've dated a lot of shorter girls. But, when she's my height I love it so much more.
Okay. Funny stuff again. Steve. I want your man jelly.
Originally posted by darkshark
Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
Originally posted by aperson
i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years
Originally posted by Sprite-
More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank
i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine
PS, 250 lbs 6'2
Makes things slightly more interesting.
hey cutie
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
Beards, full ones. I love hair. Guys have to have chest hair and a beard. If you can't grow a beard you are a pussy. I don't like pussies. Therefore I also hate emo/scene kids. I like strong guys. Tall, strong guys. Big guys. The kind that can pick me up with one hand and hold me in the air or some **** lol.
The only exception for all this is Christian Bale because he is ****ing hot.
Also people are postwhoring in this thread a lot.
Originally posted by ~jrodd
keep ur head up or down whatevers most comfortable idk but ya i repsect u cuz u respect others and we all have opinions to share, so respect one another and keep being urself or someone else watever
Originally posted by ~Tao of Dossar
I never self-reflect, and therefore, I have no negative thoughts about myself. However I am also aware about my successes.
Beards, full ones. I love hair. Guys have to have chest hair and a beard. If you can't grow a beard you are a pussy. I don't like pussies. Therefore I also hate emo/scene kids. I like strong guys. Tall, strong guys. Big guys. The kind that can pick me up with one hand and hold me in the air or some **** lol.
The only exception for all this is Christian Bale because he is ****ing hot.
Also people are postwhoring in this thread a lot.
Being active in a thread when it's entertaining isn't postwhoring. Stifling activity when it's perfectly fine posting is what kills a forum. "No posting allowed!"
What is it with women and beards? I always get yelled at no matter what I'm doing. I get yelled at when I shave because I should have a beard, and when I grow a beard, people tell me to shave it. I guess I look terrible either way and they've hoping it will be fixed with facial hair or lack thereof. :P
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Originally Posted byjewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
because the venom gets into the blood stream which
spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
changing your genetic structure into a bee's.
Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."
Originally Posted byMrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted byAll_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."
I like the muscles in a guy. Give me washboard abs and rippling biceps and I'm good. I also like shorter hair on guys. And cute tight butts are good too.
I like the muscles in a guy. Give me washboard abs and rippling biceps and I'm good. I also like shorter hair on guys. And cute tight butts are good too.
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