Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.
Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:
"Is that a hair?"
Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.
Umm.. You forgot Mal....
also, happy birthday Sarah.
Chillin with the :C=
Originally posted by XUioX
too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
Originally posted by roundb0x
i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
Originally Posted by Afrobean Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
Originally Posted by MrRubix I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
Originally Posted by rushyrulz I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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