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  • lumphoboextreme
    FFR Veteran
    • Jan 2005
    • 8592

    #31
    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

    happy birthday.

    hahaha wow funmonkey

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    • rzr
      TWG Veteran
      • Oct 2007
      • 7608

      #32
      Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

      Dear God, funmonkey. You are smokin' some funny bud, my friend.

      Originally posted by darkshark
      Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
      Originally posted by aperson
      i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

      Originally posted by Sprite-
      More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
      Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
      yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

      i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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      • virus003
        FFR Veteran
        • Feb 2008
        • 1822

        #33
        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

        Originally posted by funmonkey54
        LOL! I can see the situation now.

        Sarah's family is gone buying groceries. She quickly strips down to no clothes and hops on her father's bed. She rubs her crotch quickly all across the surface of his pillow then gets dressed fast.

        Later that night, her father lays his head down after a long day. In his sleep, he is having a sex dream and begins passionately licking his pillow. He wakes up later that morning to change his underwear due to its state of dampness. He gets a confused face, sticks out his tongue, and takes something off of it. He inspects it closely and exclaims rather loudly:

        "Is that a hair?"

        Sarah hears him and pees her pants in laughter.
        Umm.. You forgot Mal....

        also, happy birthday Sarah.
        Chillin with the :C=

        Originally posted by XUioX
        too hard and too long.. the rest of it was easy though.
        Originally posted by roundb0x
        i still have photos of my dad dickfeeding me when i was like 5
        Originally posted by who_cares973
        stop back seat modding its annoying

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        • rzr
          TWG Veteran
          • Oct 2007
          • 7608

          #34
          Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

          Quick, someone sig it!

          Originally posted by darkshark
          Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
          Originally posted by aperson
          i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

          Originally posted by Sprite-
          More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
          Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
          yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

          i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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          • richyrich55
            Wait... what?
            • Feb 2005
            • 1262

            #35
            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

            Happy Birthday Sarah!!!
            Originally Posted by Afrobean
            Come on, guys, this isn't rocket surgery
            Originally Posted by MrRubix
            I may be an ass, but I'm usually a very correct ass.
            Originally Posted by rushyrulz
            I'm like, totally in love with like, Justin like Bieber. I like don't just like, like him.. I like, like like him. Like totally.
            R.I.P. Jellygod

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            • Tater Tot
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2007
              • 582

              #36
              Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

              Originally posted by rzr
              Quick, someone sig it!
              If anyone's going to siggy it, it should be sarah.


              All images are links, click one and have fun!

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              • TC_Halogen
                Rhythm game specialist.
                FFR Simfile Author
                FFR Music Producer
                • Feb 2008
                • 19376

                #37
                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                Hey, happy birthday (hopefully not late)!

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                • L0NEvvolf
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 2068

                  #38
                  Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                  Happy Birthday from Ian and Ken!

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                  • rzr
                    TWG Veteran
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 7608

                    #39
                    Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                    Everyone should sig it, whatchyoo talkin' bout!

                    Originally posted by darkshark
                    Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                    Originally posted by aperson
                    i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                    Originally posted by Sprite-
                    More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                    Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                    yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                    i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                    • sarahxjane
                      FFR Veteran
                      • Aug 2005
                      • 2109

                      #40
                      Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                      Sig'd.

                      Also, MalDON is leaving in a few days.

                      And thanks again, everyone <3

                      I feel loved.
                      Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                      whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                      Originally posted by funmonkey54
                      *knock knock*
                      *opens door*
                      Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                      Um, ok. May I help you?
                      Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                      as of December 11th 2009.
                      Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                      • Zageron
                        Zageron E. Tazaterra
                        FFR Administrator
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 6592

                        #41
                        Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                        Originally posted by sarahxjane
                        Sig'd.

                        Also, MalDON is leaving in a few days.

                        And thanks again, everyone <3

                        I feel loved.
                        P.S.
                        I didn't forget, I just wasn't here all day. /moar excuses

                        ^^ Happy Birthday.

                        Damnit, I can't believe I was an hour late...

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                        • wwwJ4mmYcouk
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1031

                          #42
                          Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                          sorry i am late:

                          Happy belated birthday!!
                          Frank Lee Morris

                          Μήπως πραγματικά πνιγεί;

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                          • funmonkey54
                            The Chill Keeper
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 4127

                            #43
                            Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                            LOL!
                            I am glad everyone enjoyed my story.
                            I didn't even remember it until I saw it sigged in a bunch of people's siggys. lol.

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                            • TwilightPrincess
                              FFR Veteran
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 1333

                              #44
                              Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                              Wait, what the hell did I miss

                              Happy belated birthday Sarah Jane!!

                              p.s. add me to msn when you notice this rofl


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                              • funmonkey54
                                The Chill Keeper
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 4127

                                #45
                                Re: Happy Birthday sarahxjane!

                                Originally posted by TwilightPrincess
                                Wait, what the hell did I miss

                                Happy belated birthday Sarah Jane!!

                                p.s. add me to msn when you notice this rofl
                                You missed this.

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