I'd like to die via digestion and/or suffocation in the stomach of something. Dead bodies don't do a damn thing useful for society--why not use my death to help sustain another creature's life? And the world keeps turning.
...God, I'm morbid.
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Last edited by Omeganitros : Today at 01:46 AM. Reason: What the hell were you thinking?
if i have to be killed i would going down evil dead style surrounded by ****ing zombies and a last final push with my friend with the predator chainsaw...oh yeah
I want to go into a shooting spree killing anime nerds and emo kids until a police sniper takes me out.
Originally posted by jewpinthethird
Sex kills time and it's free.
Instead of taking her out to a movie and buying her popcorn, bend her over the arm of a couch. It's very economical. Just make sure you are using the proper protection, because then it can become VERY, VERY GOD DAMN UNECONOMICAL if she pops a baby 9 months down the road.
Legal death or actual death? You guys can wish for the method of your actual death if that makes you happy. I'll be here hoping that never happens to me. I don't care how I legally die as long as I have a cryonics team on standby, and it's successfully reversed.
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