My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

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  • MystictheHedgehog
    FFR Veteran
    • Apr 2005
    • 699
    #31
    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

    lol at the fact that there are so many people looking at this.

    But seriousness, don't do it. It's your cousin. If you did, things are gonna get really weird...plus it sounds like you don't wanna do it, so don't.

    Just tell her no. She doesn't buy that, then...well your a dude. Just step up.
    Originally posted by Jerry DB
    how does that even make sense? in the beginning of time there was this 5 billion dollar machine that forced two particles to collide at the speed of light. lets re create that. DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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      • LLaMaSaUceYup
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2007
        • 3759
        #32
        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

        Originally posted by sarahxjane
        You can just say, 'no'

        It works wonders sometimes.
        Yes.
        Originally posted by sarahxjane
        If she refuses to leave you alone, go through with it.
        No no no.
        Originally posted by sarahxjane
        Or tell your aunt/uncle/mom.
        Yes!!!

        Originally posted by gnr61
        ummmmm who wouldn't want kids like napoleon dynamite.........
        You're right.

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          • MrRubix
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2026
            • 8340
            #33
            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

            wrap it before you tap it
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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              • retard_gamer
                FFR Player
                • Jan 2007
                • 138
                #34
                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                Originally posted by EnR
                tell her that you like her sister and not her, if she doesn't have a sister tell her you like your 2nd cousin, or the cousin on the other side of the family.

                ****ing ninja'd


                im so freaked and you made me laugh so hard...

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                  • LLaMaSaUceYup
                    FFR Player
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 3759
                    #35
                    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                    Originally posted by MrRubix
                    wrap it before you tap it
                    Best advice thus far.

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                      • Xx{Midnight}xX
                        FFR Player
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 8548
                        #36
                        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                        I guess it depends on what you think, if you're afraid of the following don't: Beeing a pervert (In some peoples eyes), being called a ******, or being accused of rape.

                        If you aren't afraid of any of those and she's not a troll then go for it, just make sure you have proof of consent just in case...

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                          • u84
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 1921
                            #37
                            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                            Actually, if you did decide to go through with it, it's be the perfect set-up. Who the hell would catch you? No one would suspect two 1st cousins of ****ing.

                            Just saying.
                            Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                            I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                            Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                            Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                              • Quigly
                                nah
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 3506
                                #38
                                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                Originally posted by MrRubix
                                wrap it before you tap it
                                Words to live by. I smell Trojan's new slogan.
                                nah

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                                  • EnR
                                    Massive flaming dildos.
                                    FFR Simfile Author
                                    • Jul 2007
                                    • 8431
                                    #39
                                    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                    Go through with it, tape it, put it on youtube.
                                    sigpic

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                                      • Verruckter
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Apr 2004
                                        • 2707
                                        #40
                                        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                        Originally posted by LLaMaSaUceYup
                                        Best advice thus far.
                                        No glove, no love.
                                        Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
                                        Image removed for size violation.

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                                          • jellygod
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jan 2007
                                            • 1703
                                            #41
                                            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                            make sure you dont get the aids.

                                            RETIRED
                                            ___________________________
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                                            Tier Points: 148
                                            Rank 8 in regional ranking(Great Lakes)
                                            "Never argue with stupid people, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

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                                              • u84
                                                FFR Veteran
                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 1921
                                                #42
                                                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                Also, I don't think he could be accused of rape, but she would. She's older, correct?
                                                Originally posted by ryanisadouche
                                                I woke up this morning wearing my new ffr shirt which confused me.

                                                Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


                                                Last edited by: Tasselfoot; 7 minutes ago. Reason: I am your MILF.

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                                                  • sarahxjane
                                                    FFR Veteran
                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                    • 2109
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                    Originally posted by Emo_Saur_
                                                    Jesus christ.
                                                    Even he can't save you.
                                                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                                    whatever you do... don't **** a walros.
                                                    Originally posted by funmonkey54
                                                    *knock knock*
                                                    *opens door*
                                                    Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
                                                    Um, ok. May I help you?
                                                    Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?

                                                    as of December 11th 2009.
                                                    Proud One Hander! 113 AAAs & 295 Full Combos

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                                                      • vvav
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 294
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                        ITT, lucky bastard.
                                                        Best Scores: Love-Colored Master Spark AAA, Mute City Remix AAA, Over the Rave AAA, TGWP3 3 good.

                                                        I'm not good anymore.

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                                                          • EnR
                                                            Massive flaming dildos.
                                                            FFR Simfile Author
                                                            • Jul 2007
                                                            • 8431
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                                            Originally posted by sarahxjane
                                                            Even he can't save you.
                                                            Uh, yes I can, but I'd rather him figure this out on his own.
                                                            sigpic

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