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  • dandandamdandan1111
    the baker man
    • Jun 2007
    • 2176

    #16
    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

    Originally posted by jellygod
    she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'
    rofl yea now its illegal

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    • Emo_Saur_
      FFR Veteran
      • Feb 2007
      • 2952

      #17
      Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

      Originally posted by EnR
      Oh, is she hot?
      I was supposed to ask that.

      P.S. If I were you, use condoms.

      PPS If she kills you and rapes you, supposedly that's illegal now.

      PPPS If you don't have sex with her, she kills you, you're f*cked. If you have sex with her, you're f*ucked. Oh boy, you're getting the thin end of the shaft, or by the way it sounds, she wants the thin end.

      PPPS I think you're just an attention whore.
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      • rzr
        TWG Veteran
        • Oct 2007
        • 7608

        #18
        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

        Do it do it do it! I would. Unless she's ugly.

        Note: Unless you want your children to come out like your display name, don't do it.

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        • retard_gamer
          FFR Player
          • Jan 2007
          • 138

          #19
          Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

          Originally posted by arrekusuof93
          I smell a troll.
          What?

          Originally posted by jellygod
          incest= gross. dont do it ******.
          did i say i wanted to?

          Originally posted by EnR
          tell her that she's ****ing dumb as **** and that she's your damn cousin.

          she's prob just scaring you until you can spell.

          Oh, is she hot?
          i dont see any of my cousins has "hot"

          Originally posted by arrekusuof93
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          I guess incest draws a crowd.
          lolol

          Originally posted by jellygod
          she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'

          how could you even say somethng like that?

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          • Sullyman2007
            FFR Player
            • Jan 2007
            • 1663

            #20
            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

            This thread is going places.

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            • gnr61
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              • Oct 2005
              • 7251

              #21
              Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

              in before page 10 or lock
              squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

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              • Verruckter
                FFR Player
                • Apr 2004
                • 2707

                #22
                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                Incest Wincest
                Truth lies in loneliness, When hope is long gone by -Blind Guardian, The Soulforged
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                • sarahxjane
                  FFR Veteran
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 2109

                  #23
                  Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                  You can just say, 'no'

                  It works wonders sometimes.

                  If she refuses to leave you alone, go through with it.
                  Or tell your aunt/uncle/mom.
                  Originally posted by Tasselfoot
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                  • shadow 1800
                    I can't think of anything
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 1183

                    #24
                    Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                    Tell her you don't want kids that will end up like Napoleon Dynamite.

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                    • gnr61
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 7251

                      #25
                      Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                      ummmmm who wouldn't want kids like napoleon dynamite.........
                      squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

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                      • Emo_Saur_
                        FFR Veteran
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 2952

                        #26
                        Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

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                        Jesus christ.
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                        • retard_gamer
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 138

                          #27
                          Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                          Originally posted by gnr61
                          ummmmm who wouldn't want kids like napoleon dynamite.........
                          Me

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                          • u84
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Jul 2006
                            • 1921

                            #28
                            Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                            Tell her that her sister already has dibs on you.
                            Originally posted by ryanisadouche
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                            Then i remembered i found the package last night while drunk and put it on in excitement, then immediately passed out.


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                            • EnR
                              Massive flaming dildos.
                              FFR Simfile Author
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 8431

                              #29
                              Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                              tell her that you like her sister and not her, if she doesn't have a sister tell her you like your 2nd cousin, or the cousin on the other side of the family.

                              ****ing ninja'd
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                              • jellygod
                                FFR Player
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1703

                                #30
                                Re: My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

                                if you and your cousin doesnt work out....i'd be glad to help you out(no homo)

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