What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

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  • rzr
    TWG Veteran
    • Oct 2007
    • 7608

    #121
    Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

    Originally posted by customstuff
    Want to see My Pet Monster?
    Only if it can go Straight To Video.

    Originally posted by darkshark
    Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
    Originally posted by aperson
    i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

    Originally posted by Sprite-
    More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
    Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
    yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

    i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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    • Professor Raine
      FFR Player
      • May 2007
      • 1560

      #122
      Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

      Hi, welcome to FFR. **** me.


      My simfilez ----
      :

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      • HK_pjpaveloffga
        FFR Player
        • Jul 2007
        • 108

        #123
        Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

        Originally posted by Professor Raine
        Hi, welcome to FFR. **** me.
        No.
        boo vista =( Hurrayy RedStripe=)

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        • Adamaja456
          Absurd
          • Dec 2006
          • 6433

          #124
          Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

          Get Down and Rise Up on my Club


          582 Tier Points(Tier 3)
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          People who bought me subscriptions/tokens:
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          • sakura080789
            Rapture Universe
            • Feb 2007
            • 1751

            #125
            Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

            My 37dicks caused a huge Roflgabber load hehe

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            • SephyxCore
              FFR Player
              • Aug 2006
              • 106

              #126
              Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

              Originally posted by HK_pjpaveloffga
              Originally posted by Professor Raine
              Hi, welcome to FFR. **** me.
              No.
              Yes. It's blunt and straight to the point. Best one yet.
              Originally posted by i love you
              Welcome to FFR.
              I'm sure you'll fit right in so long as you kiss ass.
              Originally posted by Tasselfoot
              I do accept sexual favors as bribes.
              Originally posted by Netjet!
              Wow, when I thought "someone is going to sig this whether i like it or not". This made me shart my pants and I almost came twice.

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              • Conorn
                Lord of the Tea Republic
                • Jan 2007
                • 856

                #127
                Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                Excuse me miss, there seems to be a Turbulence in my pants, mind to fix the jacks?


                i win.
                Yep.

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                • OnixRose
                  FFR Player
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 1023

                  #128
                  Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                  Originally posted by Conorn
                  Excuse me miss, there seems to be a Turbulence in my pants, mind to fix the jacks?


                  i win.
                  you loose.

                  1000% supporter of FFR character additions
                  Originally posted by leonid
                  FFR should implement a form of CAPTCHA that filters out not only spambots but also retards.

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                  • Conorn
                    Lord of the Tea Republic
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 856

                    #129
                    Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                    you can't spell lose correctly. YOU lose
                    Yep.

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                    • Xx{Midnight}xX
                      FFR Player
                      • Aug 2007
                      • 8548

                      #130
                      Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                      Originally posted by MrRubix
                      "I want to fill your Free Space with my Power and ride you like an Excite Bike for 9 seconds!"
                      Siggied!

                      Also: "I want those Pants to come down quicker than Summer's got Power."

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                      • dandandamdandan1111
                        the baker man
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 2176

                        #131
                        Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                        Originally posted by Adamaja456
                        Get Down and Rise Up on my Club
                        this one beats all

                        /thread btw

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                        • rzr
                          TWG Veteran
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 7608

                          #132
                          Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                          I'd be willing to bet that half the people who made accounts yesterday did it because they saw this thread. This thread could also account for probably 8/10ths of the signatures created yesterday.

                          Originally posted by darkshark
                          Everyone sucks at this game. The second you think you're good is the second you stop trying to get better.
                          Originally posted by aperson
                          i had a mri the other day it was the best song i heard in years

                          Originally posted by Sprite-
                          More of a joke than the time I deleted all the credits on the site.
                          Originally posted by MinaciousGrace
                          yeah my goldfish think im a riot they do this thing where they turn upside down and float to the top of the tank

                          i guess their alcohol tolerance isnt as high as mine

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                          • ~One~
                            FFR Veteran
                            • Jun 2007
                            • 370

                            #133
                            Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                            "Baby Dont You Want Me, I told you to hop on my Excite Bike and I will show you why they call me the Crowdpleaser."

                            "I dont want your dad to see you with your Pants down! Get Um Up, I cant see him Kick Your A. I will Keep On Lovin' You later."

                            "Jump In and Learn 2 Play with MY Snake Devil [Heavy]."

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                            • TD_boredom
                              FFR Player
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 283

                              #134
                              Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                              "Get Down on your knees and bbblow me. It's your Destiny, do it For FFR."

                              lol i'm gonna use these good ones at the mall. =)

                              Originally posted by MrRubix
                              "I want to fill your Free Space with my Power and ride you like an Excite Bike for 9 seconds!"
                              /thread
                              Last edited by TD_boredom; 06-16-2008, 07:09 PM.

                              FCs: 155
                              Best FC: Crowdpleaser
                              AAAs: 22
                              Best AAA: Abtrusity

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                              • qqwref
                                stepmania archaeologist
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 4092

                                #135
                                Re: What are some corny FFR pick-up lines you can think of?

                                You can be Reno and I'll be Las Vegas... let's play Frictional Nevada!
                                Best AAA: Policy In The Sky [Oni] (81)
                                Best SDG: PANTS (86)
                                Best FC: Future Invasion (93)

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