Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

[~Whisper~]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

1408...I watched 40 minutes of it and turned it off. Literally nothing happens for that period of time. And they didn't say too much to fill up the emptiness.

[-Yukari-]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

The Departed is the worst movie I've ever actually sat through from beginning to end. What's it about, you ask, OP? Nothing. aka guys shooting each other. Spoiler: 1 character is left alive at the end. Laaaaame.

As for movies I couldn't even watch to the end, The Fountain and Reservoir Dogs. The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know, and I watched it for 45 minutes. As for Reservoir Dogs, see The Departed, but add in a 20 minute section where two guys call each other gay. 20 minutes. Wow. Horrible garbage.

[robertsona]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

The Departed is the worst movie I've ever actually sat through from beginning to end. What's it about, you ask, OP? Nothing. aka guys shooting each other. Spoiler: 1 character is left alive at the end. Laaaaame.

As for movies I couldn't even watch to the end, The Fountain and Reservoir Dogs. The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know, and I watched it for 45 minutes.

ya wow
if you see a movie for 45 seconds you have no right to call it bad... :O
also way to insult highly regarded movies

[-Yukari-]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

Too bad my post says 45 minutes. You're smart.

Also, just because a majority of people regard it highly doesn't mean it's good.

[robertsona]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

lmfao what the hell.
read that as 45 seconds
sorry
EDIT: On another note:
"The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know"
no right to call it bad if that's what you got out of it lol

[DayMan951]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

Worst movie off all time IMO is Shark Attack 3: Megalodon. It's about this 60 foot shark that eats people. The CGI in that film is hilariously bad.

Edit: short clip from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

[-Yukari-]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

lmfao what the hell.
read that as 45 seconds
sorry
EDIT: On another note:
"The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know"
no right to call it bad if that's what you got out of it lol

Haha, it's cool, of course I know you misread XD

Also, that's why I noted those as the movies I just didn't even watch to the end. I was sort of trying to distance those two from Departed, which I actually did sit through to the end (and only because I had no way back home from the movie theater because I'd went with my parents, lol). But, after 45 minutes, if I still really have no idea why I'm watching the movie...

Dayman: lmfao

[ddr_f4n]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

Worst movie off all time IMO is Shark Attack 3: Megaladon. It's about this 60 foot shark that eats people. The CGI in that film is hilariously bad.

Edit: short clip from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

How long did it take to make that film? Even the acting was horrible, let alone the effects.

[bender5]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

I would have to say Orgazmo was the dumbest movie I've ever seen. It was about a devout mormon becomes a porn star, but he won't have sex on camera. It's inanely stupid.

[Izzy]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

Lol that shark movie looked so bad. The shark appeared to change its size randomly so it can fit larger things in its mouth.

[g-off22]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

the village was just plain stupid.....

[sjoecool1991]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

The Departed is the worst movie I've ever actually sat through from beginning to end. What's it about, you ask, OP? Nothing. aka guys shooting each other. Spoiler: 1 character is left alive at the end. Laaaaame.

As for movies I couldn't even watch to the end, The Fountain and Reservoir Dogs. The Fountain was about some monkey or something, I don't actually even know, and I watched it for 45 minutes. As for Reservoir Dogs, see The Departed, but add in a 20 minute section where two guys call each other gay. 20 minutes. Wow. Horrible garbage.

The Fountain is a very artistic movie.
Anyone who did not understand what happened either did not pay much attention, or can't pay attention.

[meno_rocks123]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

Worst movie off all time IMO is Shark Attack 3: Megaladon. It's about this 60 foot shark that eats people. The CGI in that film is hilariously bad.

Edit: short clip from it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc

someobody make a gif of :59 to 1:02

[jono2007]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

Most retarded movie ever: Spare Bullets.

The cheesiest of the cop movies. Ever. Like, this is the worst B-movie in existence. Why? Well, apart from the usual plot, it centers around a man who has trouble with his life because, according to him, whenever he's about to fire his gun, it doesn't cock. That's what he keeps saying.

"This damn thing won't cock!"
"Godamnit will you just cock!"
"Hand me your pistol Jack, my gun isn't cocking."

Over and over.

Also, in the fighting scenes, the men are so serious that it's funny. At one point a guy loses his police club, so he takes off his shoe and starts clocking the drug dealer in the side of the face with it.

As well as that, the same guy uses a shoe lace to climb up a support pole. He literally makes it look like Velvet from National Velvet when she's going after the Pie.

[alster1]

Re: Hey, what's the most retarded movie of all time? What's it about?

The most retarded movie IMO would definitely be Epic Movie...