How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

[Kekeb]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

apparently 26.

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

You could take on 22 five year old kids in a fight.

Hahaha, damn...I feel like I could take out way more than that. As for those other random tests...

You are 48% likely to eat your buddies if trapped and starving!

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5500!

You are 30% geek!

You have a 36% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse!

I dunno about the "eating the buddies" part, haha. No comment on the geek and dead body thing...I'm pretty much ****ed if there is a zombie apocalypse, apparently.

Edit: But judging by my 48% chance of eating my buddies, I would be a decent zombie!

[HadakaDan]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

how big are these kids tho?
wat if they were like ninja kids?
0.. id proly jus play dead

and why would you wana fight 5 year olds.. their short an their punches would be aimed for an unhappy target..

[Sir_Thomas]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

Limit Break!!!!!
With limit break I could take out 100 but without... only 29.

[Xplode1]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

17 kids. I kick pretty well.

[09876]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

Apparently 18.

[Problems]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

you're a little late on leaving, british_bmx

does somebody need a helping hand out the door

Hahaha, I completely forgot about british bmx being madmatt... funny stuff.

I think the rule is every post you make after the day you were supposed to leave constitutes an entire year of your absence.

[.david]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

sick, without cheating i got 28
cheating i got 39, i think thats the most you can get.

[Redorigami]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

33...extremely in accurate but a good waste of 30 seconds.

[Cj_leonine]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

dambit! I can't get to it.

I'm gonna guess and say 27.

[Professor Raine]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

Gawd, 22? That's nothing. I'd probably rip one of their legs off and use it as a weapon.then you could double that.

[scorpio1690]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

30

[Cj_leonine]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

coo, got 32.

[devonin]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

I think you'll find historically that -EVERYONE- thinks they could take on more of them then they actually could.

They consider how easy they would find it to beat up one 5-year old, and simply go "Multiplied by how much endurance I think I have" and come up with ridiculously high numbers.

The difficulty of fighting multiple opponents of any age is much more like exponential than linear, it gets much harder -much- faster than people realise.

Though the formulation of this question I was familar with specified that they got a full day of being shown how to work as a group against one large target, and you got one hour of being shown how to deal with being swarmed.

I mean, anyone who has young siblings/cousins, or has ever worked at a daycare/as a babysitter etc can tell you that even when kids aren't -trying- to take you down, even three or four of them can bowl you over unless you're actively trying to stop them.

I would estimate that the average person could probably handle about a dozen, maybe 15, and those who are in some combination of excellent shape, possessed of martial training, and willing to fight as dirty as they need to would probably max out at about 25.

Edit: I took the quiz and it said 30, but I don't think it is at all accurate.

More other edit: Everyone claiming that they're sure they could handle more than 30 is either confusing "at once" with "in a row" or just has no actual idea how tough it can be to knock out someone who is explicitly going to not be afraid of you.

[Dimitri13]

Re: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take Out in a Fight?

I could take out 33!

Hm. Me too. This survey is completely wrong then =/