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Once I was putting somthing in the fridge when I droped my cell phone in dog water a couple days after getting it.
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Got in a fight with my uncle yesterday; busted lip and bruised left elbow, still hurts :<
And at school yesterday:
-Took apart pens and put ink on the walls and speaded it around
-Kept trying to jump over table rows in study hall, we ended up breaking about 5 of them
-Christmas ornament fight in the hall after school was let out (Those things hurt)
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Me and a few friends were fooling around at lunch outside. We thought it would be fun to ram into each other, seeing how far we could knock the other person. I rammed this one guy so hard I broke both bones in my left wrist all the way through. I realized after the guy had crouched down slightly with his elbow facing me, and that's what my wrist hit. I haven't done anything like that since.
P.S. The other guy wasn't hurt at all. Oh well. Guess that's a good thing.Comment
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Once upon a time in a land far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far away...NOTHING HAPPENED! The ENDthe message below is true.
the message above is false.
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this means
1 is lying about bieng true but is actually the truth therefore cancels it self out...maybe
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oh wow, your mature.
Haha, the other day in band, my friend (who plays the trombone) thought it was a grnad idea to pull a prank when our teacher was in a particularly cranky mood.
The prank, of course, shooting the slide of the trombone off of the instrument, straight towards our teacher.
Hit him square in the face, he like flew back and hit the door, moments later the principal walks in coincidentally. I havent seen my friend at school for... 4 days now. >_<-4th Official Tournament Expert Divison Champion-
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When I was younger, up to about 15 years old, I was much more adventurous and would climb 200 ft. cliffs above jagged rocks, beaches and water. I was almost at the top of one cliff that was very unstable, rocks were sliding out from my feet and it was difficult to get much of a grip. As I was 5-6 feet from the top while reaching for some brush, my foothold let go and free fell for about .1 seconds. My reflexes must be amazingly quick in life or death situations because i grabbed a scandally tree growing from the cliffside which supported my light weight. From there I eventually made it up but that thenth of a second was the scariest moment in my life! Lesson learned....don't climb cliffs without climbing gear and don't climb cliffs with bad footholds.Comment
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Hmmm... here is a retarded story: So we have this huge hill that we would skateboard down and at the end of the hill it curves sharply to the right, and across a small bridge. You can never really tell when cars are going to come until you are well on your way down the hill, and there is no stopping then! Usually we would just make the turn standing up, but our friend who weighs 270 or more decides to lay on the board and go down the hill. Luckily no cars came but he kept going straight and smashed into the building at the foot of the hill. He didn't really get hurt but it looked hilarious.Comment
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Daniel, try to avoid double posting unless you're using it for or with humor.
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"It's better to give than to recieve." Zach Braff on AIDS
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This happened about two years ago. Me, Todd, Gage, and Harrison were finding frogs and swatting at them with Tennis rackets. When we ran out of frogs, we started swatting ice, then rocks. We hit a ton of them in this guy's backyard, and freaked out when we found out that he was back there the whole time.
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When I was in like, 5th grade, my friends and I got in a 'fight' at recess. At one point, my friend Jonah and I got knocked over and we rolled down a hill. At the end, I was facing towards the building at the end (BRICK WALL, MIND YOU) and I ended yp doing a backflip and smashed my head against the wall.
It hurt. A LOT.
Another time, more recently, I was on vacation and my step took me to this army base he used to stationed in that was in Colorado Springs. My mother, my step brother, my step father and I were walking along, step father telling a story, and I wasn't paying attention. I suddenly hurried up, noticing I was kind of far behind the others, and I rammed right into a metal pole. I still have the bump... >_>;;"It's better to give than to recieve." Zach Braff on AIDS
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oh, try knocking over a 6 foot tall christmas tree while helping the security guard in your school put it up...
this little petite security guard, putting up a tree says to me "hey dearie, can you get this plugged into that socket up there" (please do not ask why the socket is up by the top of the tree, our school is ghey)
anyway, im not much taller than her (5'1") and i stand on full pointe to get to the socket...well...try not to stand on tippie tippie toes in vans...its painful...
my toes give out, i stumble forward, and into the tree...me on top of the tree and her under it...
WOW so funny...
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