most retarded moments EVER!!!

[purebloodtexan]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

-My brother and his roomates (last year) were up at one in the morning, and randomly started lighting their farts on fire.
-Two friends of mine were at some festival for Spanish club. They saw a video about an Ecuadorian dance, and proceeded to mock it. It took them a while to realize that an Ecuadorian family was watching them the entire time.
-Me and my friends like to called DJ "Eskimo" and often sing "You're the Only Gay Eskimo" to him (inside joke). One day before school, he got fed up and threw his Geometry book at Cooper -- as he was holding a cup of coffee. He had a brown-stain on the front of his pants, and had to bear with it for the rest of the day.
-Speaking of Cooper, I can't believe I didn't mention this one. He was playing football with some friends one morning before school, and some kid (Cooper claims that he's mentally challenged) went and loosened a manhole cover. As Cooper stepped on the manhole cover when receiving a pass, it popped up and tore his scrotum (I wondered why he wasn't there that day). He had stitches placed without any painkillers, and they took nearly four weeks to heal. He can never do any true skateboarding again.

[ddrmaxextreme2]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

-My brother and his roomates (last year) were up at one in the morning, and randomly started lighting their farts on fire.
-Two friends of mine were at some festival for Spanish club. They saw a video about an Ecuadorian dance, and proceeded to mock it. It took them a while to realize that an Ecuadorian family was watching them the entire time.
-Me and my friends like to called DJ "Eskimo" and often sing "You're the Only Gay Eskimo" to him (inside joke). One day before school, he got fed up and threw his Geometry book at Cooper -- as he was holding a cup of coffee. He had a brown-stain on the front of his pants, and had to bear with it for the rest of the day.
-Speaking of Cooper, I can't believe I didn't mention this one. He was playing football with some friends one morning before school, and some kid (Cooper claims that he's mentally challenged) went and loosened a manhole cover. As Cooper stepped on the manhole cover when receiving a pass, it popped up and tore his scrotum (I wondered why he wasn't there that day). He had stitches placed without any painkillers, and they took nearly four weeks to heal. He can never do any true skateboarding again.

lol

[ddrmaxextreme2]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

lol that was really dumb:

So what trash can should I put you and your MOM in...:

the one by your house cause your sexy. Im a guy how bout we make friction?:

Im a guy so....your f***ing gay:

.....no...DX:

I read this at some random website...it IS retarded....btw somepeople will think i made this but i mean it...I DIDNT


btw if this needs to be removed then i will change this post to something different...

[Aleste]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

tore his scrotum

WTF OW

*bleeds*

[ledwix]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

About two weeks ago a seagull overhead crapped on my eye.

[who_cares973]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

wow so many stories..........um


this one time me and a couple of my friends decided to break into an empty house and light a couple of m80's and some bottle rockets..bad day for the house >.>


me and the same group of friends all got up at around 3 or 4am and sprayed water all over the street during the winter 4 cars now have dents

um we tied a bottle rocket to a squirrel

and we changed about 200 freshman online school passwords in 4 different school

theres more but i dont feel like typing

[DJ_Swabber]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

This one time, Shayne stole my pictures and pretended he was Jamie, and people said I was an "OMG JAMIE WANNA BE SLUT LOKL".
Good times. xDDD

[HyrulianKip]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

during a spelling bee, i slipped my toungue and spelt burglar wrong. >_> that was an easy one too.

[rzr]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

no offence but ROFL

[purebloodtexan]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

-Me and Joe were doing the annual New Years fireworks (three years ago, I think) and he decided to light a bottle rocket in the tree. It nearly broke a window in the house across the street.
-In the last one, we originally didn't have a base for our bottle rockets (I eventually used my innovative skills to make one out of a small cardboard box and an Ozarka water bottle). Until then, we stuck them in the ground and lit them. Seeing how we had the least bit of success, we tried lighting three at once. All of them flew into the neighbor's yard (the one that has all of the expensive Christmas decorations) and nearly lit it on fire. Me and Joe ran to put them out.

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

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About two weeks ago a seagull overhead crapped on my eye.

0.x
Wtf. That sucks. Dx

And my whole life is a retarded, funny, near-death experience. .-.

[g4z33b0]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

retarded

furry.

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

furry.

lol. Ohk. So?
For the most part I'm a furry. The fact that I like characters that have animal ears and such makes me one and that I myself draw characters like that. + I just love foxes as an animal. So what's your point?

[purebloodtexan]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

furry.

Gazeebo, remember our furry policy. We only make fun of them when they bitch and moan. For the most part, Abbie has proven herself to be a decent member.

Hands off, man.

[abbiemonGoesRaWr]

Re: most retarded moments EVER!!!

Gazeebo, remember our furry policy. We only make fun of them when they bitch and moan. For the most part, Abbie has proven herself to be a decent member.

Hands off, man.

Wow. I'm pretty damn surprised.
Uh, thanks. :]