Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

[Relambrien]

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I can answer the whole "why don't you have a girlfriend in 5 words" for you:

"Because I don't get jokes"

[mead1]

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a chevrolet hit my car

[Kotarouchan]

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Too much school...

[andili]

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all my bfs turn homo

[Jdeadevil]

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I can answer the whole "why don't you have a girlfriend in 5 words" for you:

"Because I don't get jokes"

thanks for that....

[DN_Catastrophic]

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Damn i already have one!

[hayatewillown]

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that pic of u scares the **** out of me... i call that "untappable?"

OMFGWTFYOUNOOBROFLMAOROFLCOPTOR

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[ddrmaxextreme2]

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I have a girlfriend

[hayatewillown]

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I do to.

We went out for 2 months and 3 weeks, broke up for 3 weeks, got back together, and the relationship is a lot better.

I went out with a different girl in after we broke up, and I had realized that I made a mistake and that this is not what I wanted, so I broke up, thought it through, and talked with the girl that I had broke up with after the 2 mo/3we relationship and we got back together.

I write her love letters everyday :3

[Tobi-Kun]

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I'm too touchy feely

[Kamunt]

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all my bfs turn homo

Well, they say all the nice guys are either taken, or gay....and I'm about 33.333333333333333333333633% gay. What's that make me, I wonder-blunder?

Also, I apparently have a girlfriend now, just by association. I asked her out to Homecoming as a friend...now one month later, everyone's always asking me (and her, apparently) if we're "going out". Last time I checked, "going out" implied that we would actually be going places together. But, maybe times have changed, and I still don't know how to be a guy/man.

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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I do to.

We went out for 2 months and 3 weeks, broke up for 3 weeks, got back together, and the relationship is a lot better.

I went out with a different girl in after we broke up, and I had realized that I made a mistake and that this is not what I wanted, so I broke up, thought it through, and talked with the girl that I had broke up with after the 2 mo/3we relationship and we got back together.




I write her love letters everyday :3

4 versus 3 words....I surrender.lol

[ddrmaxextreme2]

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OMFGWTFYOUNOOBROFLMAOROFLCOPTOR

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all I understood was:

O My F****** God What The F*** you noob Rolling On Floor Laughing My A** Off Rolling On Floor Laughing coptor

I almost decoded a REALLY LONG super acronum. btw. Tell me if I was right.

[immawhiteguy]

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Three words: I'm stupid.

Funny thing is that statement is actually three words, since 'I'm' is the contraction for 'I am'.

I've got one, so I shouldn't be posting in this. Even if I didn't have one, I don't think I could efficiently say why, since I'm one of those guys who make it into the "nice guy" list.

A bit conceited, but that's what my female friends tell me.

[Necamus]

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I don't think I could efficiently say why, since I'm one of those guys who make it into the "nice guy" list.

According to your picture and username, you're a ****ing ugly dumbass.

That can be your reason.