Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

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  • THEbigE
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2005
    • 34
    #61
    Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

    Lmao like Snyth said if you ever have a gun and get attacked just be glad to know that you'll be home for dinner

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      • Specforces
        Yes
        • Jan 2004
        • 5028
        #62
        Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

        FFR is very bad. FFR gave me AIDS. I was unable to even anticipate the possibility of such a life-altering disease ever coming up in my life. It was all because FFR didn't want to get tested and reassured me that it was an unnecessary precaution. The lesson is this: always get tested, and you're not ready for love.
        Check Out My Music

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          • Im_Addicted_to_Crack
            FFR Player
            • Aug 2004
            • 13
            #63
            Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

            Originally posted by Specforces
            FFR is very bad. FFR gave me AIDS. I was unable to even anticipate the possibility of such a life-altering disease ever coming up in my life. It was all because FFR didn't want to get tested and reassured me that it was an unnecessary precaution. The lesson is this: always get tested, and you're not ready for love.
            FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
            FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
            FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
            FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
            FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
            FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
            FFR CLOSED DUE TO AIDS




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              • OrganisM
                FFR Player
                • Oct 2006
                • 2644
                #64
                Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                FFR gave me the clap.

                .

                Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                Originally Posted by                 MrRubix[link]:
                "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                 Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                  • UnkownMan
                    FFR Player
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 1569
                    #65
                    Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                    FFR helps you develop an extremely sharp sense of pattern recognition and rapid identification of object movement.

                    This means when you go to Iraq as a soldier, your mind will be prepped to quickly identify and locate enemy targets.

                    GameCube doesn't.

                    With the fast reflexes using 1.75x, you could be the guy who kills people with 'FFR' written on their back.

                    GameCube doesn't.
                    Originally posted by Choofers
                    2/10 smoke weed every other day, what up den
                    We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams.

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                      • OrganisM
                        FFR Player
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 2644
                        #66
                        Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                        FFR made my paenis longer. Ya rly! Try it.
                        .

                        Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                        "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                        because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                        spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                        changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                        Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                        Originally Posted by                         MrRubix[link]:
                        "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                         Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                        "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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                          • perkeyone
                            FFR Player
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 240
                            #67
                            Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                            Originally posted by MrRubix
                            ROFL "And I had perfect timing when I stopped"

                            I am sorry but this made me laugh. I had this vision of an SUV whirring by and you avoiding it, followed by a huge flash of light coming out of nowhere: "PERFECT!" And then the owner of the SUV sticks his head out and looks at you, "Nice PA! Go for the FC!"
                            Originally posted by perkeyone
                            *jalena stomps on the breaks...
                            -PERFERCT!-
                            great minds think alike

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                              • Jalena
                                FFR Player
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 3
                                #68
                                Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                LOL!
                                ^_^

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                                  • ~kitty~
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 988
                                    #69
                                    Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                    OMG, FFR has helped me.
                                    My reflexes are now fast enough to take a 6 ft person down to his knees and put him down to the floor. I was wondering how I've been doing it the past 5 months, because I haven't taken any form of martial arts, and yet it looks like I have been for years. Wow, never came to think that FFR actually did this to me. Maybe I should play more ;]

                                    EDIT: btw, I'm 4'11, and it's a big deal to me because I seem to be the target as being the weakest fighter in school
                                    Last edited by ~kitty~; 09-19-2007, 07:41 PM. Reason: I forgot to add that... LOL

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                                      • Naruto Uzumaki!
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Sep 2007
                                        • 9
                                        #70
                                        Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                        Why don't you just say, "if i have to quit FFR, I'm going to start taking drugs instead"
                                        It worked for me when my mum was complaining about it, she's hasnt said a word about FFR since

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                                          • purebloodtexan
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Oct 2006
                                            • 2845
                                            #71
                                            Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                            Originally posted by OrganisM
                                            FFR gave me the clap.

                                            Jesus ****ing Christ, those hands are huge.


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                                              • Xx{Midnight}xX
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Aug 2007
                                                • 8548
                                                #72
                                                Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                                FFR is good for you, Like eating waffles and syrup, you can't have one with out the other ffr just requires the ablility to stay focused and the ability to stay awake for 22/7 and mash arrows all day. I have no idea how that compares to waffles.

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                                                  • purebloodtexan
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                    • 2845
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                                    Dude, your sig is way too huge.


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                                                      • Element_22
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jan 2007
                                                        • 3
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                                        Probably doesn't fit in this topic, but don't have much time. Just wondering what happened to songs like the Final Fantasy VII Boss Fight........ I was looking forward to playing it and I can't find it. It wasn't on arcade like it used to be.

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                                                          • Raziel_Darkeden
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Nov 2006
                                                            • 337
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Uh, help? My dad thinks FFR is bad for me?

                                                            Originally posted by iamgoodhehe
                                                            what does watching tv do?
                                                            helps you learn how to drink a beer.
                                                            Isn't that a good thing?

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