Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

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  • Otaku_Raver
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2006
    • 38

    #121
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    1)I'm Irish and have freckles.

    B)She's in college in chicago

    3)I'm not a(n) [degrading explative here]


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    • spinal_compression
      FFR Player
      • Oct 2005
      • 3325

      #122
      Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

      Spontaneous combustion

      Originally posted by Tasselfoot
      oh. japanese song... lets put the american flag on that!

      Originally posted by Tasselfoot
      I do accept sexual favors as bribes.

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      • TK_yesillkillubitchboez
        FFR Player
        • Jun 2006
        • 240

        #123
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        FAT

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        • kailure
          bzzt
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Jun 2006
          • 228

          #124
          Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

          'Cause I can't get no!

          (da da daaaa)

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          • YukiRamaro
            FFR Player
            • Mar 2006
            • 75

            #125
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            - I've hardly any sex drive.
            - Relationships cost you your freedom.
            - Babies and Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

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            • hoochan
              woah shrooms
              • Nov 2005
              • 3838

              #126
              Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

              i'm too damn amazing

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              • hoochan
                woah shrooms
                • Nov 2005
                • 3838

                #127
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                ps- also too hardcore

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                • Raziel_Darkeden
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 337

                  #128
                  Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                  I'm emo.

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                  • revolutionomega
                    FFR Veteran
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 2240

                    #129
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    They can't handle my awesomeness.
                    "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
                    - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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                    • 6daylost
                      FFR Player
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 44

                      #130
                      Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                      I Just Don't Want One

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                      • shatteredgravity
                        FFR Player
                        • Apr 2007
                        • 95

                        #131
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        Originally posted by SysRq
                        I never get called at 4 in the morning by some crying bitch who wants me to fix her life and I like it that way.
                        thats cold but really made me laugh.. which is really awful xP

                        heh.

                        my five words?
                        hes too busy for me.

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                        • kylehaas
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 368

                          #132
                          Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                          1.) Waste of time.
                          2.) I'm not too handsome.
                          3.)Teenage relationships = overrated.
                          Sincerely,

                          Kyle

                          92% of the teenage population has switched to rap.
                          If you are the 8% who ROCKS,
                          copy & paste this in your signature.

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                          • pumpkinking
                            FFR Player
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 31

                            #133
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            Call Of Duty 4 Beta

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                            • x6tence
                              FFR Player
                              • Dec 2006
                              • 273

                              #134
                              Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                              Originally posted by MoopToThePowerOfQ
                              most people generally anger me



                              (which is why i have chosen to live a seinfeld type life)
                              nice

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                              • bender5
                                The 40% Iron Chef
                                • Jan 2005
                                • 4894

                                #135
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                i fall for wrong people >.>

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