Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

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  • v0lcom
    IT Guru
    • Feb 2007
    • 569
    #106
    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

    this is a depressing thread

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      • Synthlight
        Administrator
        FFR Simfile Author
        FFR Administrator
        • Nov 2002
        • 3060
        #107
        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

        Because I am married.

        Cheers,

        Synthlight

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          • Necros140606
            FFR Player
            • Jun 2006
            • 1088
            #108
            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

            because i already have one

            ps you guys fail hardcore bye

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              • MarukuAntoni
                mmmMMMmmm
                • Apr 2007
                • 521
                #109
                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                school, games, anime, money, time
                IF I CAN CLIMB A TREE, I CAN CLIMB MT EVEREST. IF I CAN DRIVE A CAR, I CAN PILOT A SPACE SHUTTLE. IF I CAN PEE, I CAN BE THE PRESIDENT. IF I CAN POO, I CAN RULE THE WORLD!

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                  • pokelda
                    ⁽ ´ཀ`⁾
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Jun 2006
                    • 3876
                    #110
                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                    Originally posted by Synthlight
                    Because I am married.

                    Cheers,

                    Synthlight
                    Better have a beer or 2

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                      • SysRq
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2007
                        • 128
                        #111
                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                        Originally posted by Necros140606
                        because i already have one

                        ps you guys fail hardcore bye
                        Having a girlfriend and being tied down by commitment makes you better than us single guys who can sleep with whomever we want? I never get called at 4 in the morning by some crying bitch who wants me to fix her life and I like it that way.

                        use it please

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                          • shadowwar
                            FFR Player
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 16
                            #112
                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                            Amen. Anyways, i'm not attractive.

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                              • revolutionomega
                                FFR Veteran
                                • Mar 2006
                                • 2240
                                #113
                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                I eat pplz soulz nao.
                                "AW MAN, WE SUCK AGAIN!"
                                - Rob Schneider, The Waterboy (1998)

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                                  • xFlamenx
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 52
                                    #114
                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                    girls dont like nice guys
                                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                    penis too big. hurts ladies.
                                    Originally posted by Tasselfoot
                                    be afraid... jason's hobbies are sitting on the front porch, hawking tobacco into a tin can, and drinking moonshine. his side projects include flogging young boys who come too close to his front porch.

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                                      • MoopToThePowerOfQ
                                        FFR Veteran
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 77
                                        #115
                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                        most people generally anger me



                                        (which is why i have chosen to live a seinfeld type life)

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                                          • SysRq
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Jun 2007
                                            • 128
                                            #116
                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                            Originally posted by xFlamenx
                                            girls dont like nice guys
                                            That's true. See, if I wanted a girlfriend I'd have to become a total jerk because that's what girls want: jerks.

                                            Don't ask me why but it's true.

                                            use it please

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                                              • mike2727
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Feb 2007
                                                • 971
                                                #117
                                                Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                waiting for the right moment

                                                as in im waiting for the right moment to ask her out


                                                Best FC's: Adult's Sketchbook, Turbulence, Hellbeat v1



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                                                  • MrRubix
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Jul 2026
                                                    • 8340
                                                    #118
                                                    Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                    Huge misconception. Girls like assertion.
                                                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

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                                                      • Cj_leonine
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 2070
                                                        #119
                                                        Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                        Originally posted by MrRubix
                                                        Huge misconception. Girls like insertion.


                                                        Well duh.
                                                        Status: Innactive Onehander

                                                        Best FC Before Avmiss Fix: . Be Princess . Hellbeat . End Night

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                                                          • OrganisM
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 2644
                                                            #120
                                                            Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

                                                            Looks like I'm in the minority. I have one.
                                                            .

                                                            Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]:
                                                            "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee,
                                                            because the venom gets into the blood stream which
                                                            spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body...
                                                            changing your genetic structure into a bee's.

                                                            Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way."

                                                            Originally Posted by                                                             MrRubix[link]:
                                                            "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?"

                                                             Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]:
                                                            "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

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