Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

[madmatt621]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I am shy

[mellonxcollie]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I have no idea!

[Fading.Whisper]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

The Sky Is Falling.

[V3T_ddrultramix3]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I don't have enough variety.

[xObserveRx]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Everyone else is too insecure.

(See every post above.)

[group xtreme]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I do have one.

But normally I don't have one because:

I am too damn poor.

[Prime8]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

busy, fat, homely, intimidating, weird

[Internet Warrior]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Internet goombas and epic justice.

[g4z33b0]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

i'm a player fools

[g4z33b0]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

i be pimpin' dem hoes

[g4z33b0]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

not enough money

[Hakulyte]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I don't need one yet.

[neobludragon]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I assume to much.

[ELRayford]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Because I got married O_o;

[jellygod]

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

my moneyz are mine