Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

**nigggel** · 09-2-2007, 01:34 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Stop touching your self!

**xo_mariahhottie_xo** · 09-2-2007, 01:47 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Guys faint when seeing me!

**tattooyourtoydoll** · 09-2-2007, 02:05 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

im too sexy

**chunky_cheese** · 09-2-2007, 02:22 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

My girlfriend wont allow it.

**Masterofpirates** · 09-2-2007, 02:28 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

They're too much damn work

**Tibs** · 09-2-2007, 03:05 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

high school massacre

**windsurfer-sp** · 09-2-2007, 03:15 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

I usually use six words.

**Tasselfoot** · 09-2-2007, 03:18 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

penis too big. hurts ladies.

**ThreeLeafIvy** · 09-2-2007, 03:24 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

She broke up in July.

**windsurfer-sp** · 09-2-2007, 03:26 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Originally posted by Tasselfoot

penis too big. hurts ladies.

Ladies are hurt by your sense of imagination?

**Tasselfoot** · 09-2-2007, 03:29 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

how about...

penis huge. hurts ladies bottoms.

**Nyokou** · 09-2-2007, 03:34 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Originally posted by ThreeLeafIvy

She broke up in July.

He broke up in July.

Too.

**MrRubix** · 09-2-2007, 03:35 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Lorena Bobbit was my ex.

**chunky_cheese** · 09-2-2007, 03:42 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Did you get a chance to solve her rubix cube?

**windsurfer-sp** · 09-2-2007, 03:44 AM

Re: Explain why you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend in 5 or less words.

Originally posted by Tasselfoot

how about...

penis huge. hurts ladies bottoms.

I dont what a penis is doing near a ladies bottom, but kool anyway.

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