FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread

[rebel yell]

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whats up guys?

[RB_QT-kenny]

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A CEiling cat is a cat watching you get naked and watching you masturbate.

[Bloodhunger539]

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i dont think theres a judge... idk =/

[u84]

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I am hoping the title of judge goes to me for this round. We will see, though.

[Synthlight]

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I will decide on a judge about 15 minutes before the 5pm contest starts and the 4pm one ends.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[Adamaja456]

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To me, Ceiling Cat means hate and love. Someone obviously threw their cat up at the ceiling hoping it would die. But he didn't realize cats has 9 lives. The cat ran away to the Lab in CSI and fell into Grissom's hands. Grissom examined the cat and through evidence, found out it was thrown up and hit the ceiling with great force. Then Sara walked in and asked about the cat. Grissom explained it was abused from being catapulted to the ceiling so Sara decides to name the cat Ceiling Cat. Grissom and Sara have a minute of silence, then smile at each other. Sara picks up the cat and they go back to Grissoms place to get freaky. Hate formed the Ceiling Cat and Love was made from the Ceiling Cat =]

[Raveren]

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Hell, since the judge wasn't stated alound, I went ahead and judged them all myself anyway, maybe my picks will be right.

[jdkelly1]

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Ceiling Cat Means Cheeseburgers To Me. Nice Burgers With Grilled Eggs With Smoked Sausage And Melted Cheese Drisseled On Top In Between 4.76 Whole Wheat Buns. Ceiling Cat Was My Personal Chef Who Would Make Me These Delicious Cheeseburgers At The Snap Of My Teeth. Too Bad He Got Hit By A Tree.

[merlinseras]

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Ceiling Cat means a lot to me. It reminds me of my old cat and our fun together. ok, it wasn’t fun for the cat, but i was lmao. honestly, ceiling cat means nothing to me, i don’t know them, and i probably won’t, but it is nice to see that the winners get to have publicity. thank you for letting me remember the cat i had when i was young, but you really mean nothing to me.

[rebel yell]

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synth i won an official ffr contest today wheres my vbeta rofl version????

[JsPapp26]

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This coming presidential election, vote for the candidate who has always been there for you. Ceiling cat.
Vote for the candidate you believe will run this country the way it should be run. Ceiling cat.

Now, you may know from some of the other candidates that ceiling cat has a bit of 'history', but clearly, none of this is true. All of it was a feeble attempt to steal you votes from the BEST candidate. Ceiling cat.

Vote for Ceiling cat. 1000% yes.

[Silver_Brian]

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Ceiling cat, to me, is a guardian of 11 year old boys. He makes sure that boys of such a young age do not masturbate, by fear of him watching them. Ceiling cat's large eyes help him to watch everyone in the world, and have gotten so big from watching many unpleasant scenes. Ceiling cat is an honored presence among the ceilings of this world's citizens. (Except those places that don't have ceilings.) Thank you Ceiling cat, for watching over us all.

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

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To me, Ceiling Cat is a burning symbol of cruelty and hatred. I have endured much pain and suffering without my beloved subscription, especially today. Me and my subscription had several chances to be together, but they were stolen from us every time, and now, Celing Cat shows himself to further my misery. He knows that I do not have the knowledge to accomplish the task I am given, and therefor presents himself as an obstacle to my happiness. Why must I be subject to such agony? Naked and alone, my soul wanders through a deserted Applebee's, with no buffalo wings to satisfy my torturous hunger, no ranch dressing to quench my insatiable thirst. DAMN THEE, CRUEL FATE!

[-Moo-]

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Ceiling cat means....

A. Cat. That. Lives. On. The. Ceiling.

There's my Paragraph.
Hope i win.

[T3RR3N]

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Ceiling Cat

Thou cant but describe the majestic elegance of this misunderstood beast. For he, up above, neigh in the ceiling is watching. Always watching. His eyes have withstood many a image that thou shalt not want to remember. He is watching. Always Watching. For in the first age of the kingdom of ffr there was but a crack in the ceiling, and none was thought of it. Day by day, Digg by Digg, he emerged to fight, only to be horrified by the image, a horrible image, and to this day he is watching. Always Watching. It is though this saga, that the ceiling cat came to be, he means alot to me, he watches over me. But alas, he is but a cat.