FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread

[sarahxjane]

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Ceiling cat is a source of entertainment for me. I giggle when I find him catching others doing their little... ahem... deeds. He is always reminding me to masturbate in a more secluded place. I know that when I am sitting in my room alone, that he is always watching. Always waiting. >=3

[WhyCry]

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Yeah well, i'll judge, Jump in a pool of oil, light myself on fire, and jump out of an airplane.. Beat that.

[fido123]

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Celing cat is my Hero. When I get the urge to touch myself I know I can't because he is watching. My "area" has had some bad rashes and bruising from such things but now no more thanks to celing cat. Don't forget, Celing cat is watching you masturate.

This thread moves fast...

[i love you]

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new song?

[n0vajin]

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Ceiling cat....that cat is my world! :[ I just wish it would come down, I'm so lonely *cries* Come down ceiling cat! Daddy misses you! Win me a subscription... Ceiling cat is my only friend... when I was out in the streets, ceiling cat took me in. Gave me a home, food, and love.

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

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EDIT: Ninja'd. Now I have absolutely no chance of getting a subsciption.

[u84]

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Yeah well, i'll judge, Jump in a pool of oil, light myself on fire, and jump out of an airplane.. Beat that.

Ok. I will stay alive so I have the ability to judge while you rot in an everlasting dirt=nap.

[varmuusketju]

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**** missed that

[Smok3y]

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[DrugstoreCowboy]

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Ceiling cat is basically god and/or your conscience. Some people say they see him and others say they dont. Regardless, Ceiling cat is there. Ceiling cat knows what you are doing at all moments in your life. Whether you are sleeping, eating, drinking or fapping, ceiling cat knows. Ceiling cat can either be your best friend or your worst enemy. So remember ceiling cat the next time you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing. Ceiling cat is all-knowning and sees all. I love you ceiling cat.

[MrZombie]

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Ceiling Cat: By definition, a Ceiling Cat is not only naturally born badass, but is by far the most vicious felion in the existence. If you ever end up crossing eyes with a Ceiling Cat, surgeon generals warning strictly reads, "Let it pwn you. For the love of god, just let it pwn you."

- MrZombie

[Bloodhunger539]

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lol, so many entree's!!!
I'm waiting to see who synth picks for judge... XD

[WhyCry]

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Ok. I will stay alive so I have the ability to judge while you rot in an everlasting dirt=nap.

Nah, I mean after i'm done judging.. HEHE, yes thats right.

[teh_masterers]

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Ceiling Cat, in my opinion, is one of the most glorified cats in all of interwebz.. he is pretty kul and should be the prime minister of Canada, cause you know, Stephen Harper likes men.

[meno_rocks123]

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Ceiling cat is an amazingly dirty little kitten. All it does all day is watch you masturbate. I personally like keeping things like that out of the eyes of other living things and I'm sure others do too. Pedo ceiling cat, who knew? but seriously, what's next for this dirty little kitten? loli? or more masturbation on the sofa? or maybe it will come down and scratch the furniture and go outside and run and play and eat and lick itself like normal cats do. But no, I think this cat is far beyond help and needs a large amount of mental therapy as do many other cats, dogs and other dirty animals. This is why I am setting up a foundation for these poor poor animals. By donating, you will be giving me the money that I can use to pay for their therapy, and if therapy fails, electroshock therapy, and if that fails, mental asylum. People, realize how scarred they must be. Imagine watching people masturbate all day every day for your whole life. How would you feel?
Please, save the animals.