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[LatitudeSun]

Re: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

a gerdeek

what colors mixed makes letters?

[ledwix]

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Well I guess elaborate jello would be a good answer to that question.

What baseball team scores the most touchdowns?

[LatitudeSun]

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the rapids

y r snowflakes green?

[ledwix]

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Because the Cincinnati Bengals coach Jim Brown decided to found the New England Islanders so that Jerry Rice would get more offensive charges called on him as he took the basketball out of Mike Tyson's mouth, because he was worried it would get chewed on.

Why is my hat green?

[LatitudeSun]

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I really have nothing to say.... O.o

[axletowns]

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A. Why not
Q(long version). If a mixed group of seven people each walked a different distance up a different colored hill at a different time on a different year in a different car wearing a different outfit over a different person undershirt, Who won the 1937 Super World Cup Bowl Series.
Q(short version). In what year did Al Capone die?

[ledwix]

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A1= lol.

A2=the year 2364

Q: If Ben Stiller is taking a nap on Ichiro Suzuki's cabinet, and Martha Washington's baby gets lost in a Flushing Meadows park in Chicago, how long would it take John Lennon's car to crash into Mark Twain's train if John Madden's airplane is traveling at a constant velocity of 20 kilometers per second and the ocean current is flowing at north 17 degrees south with an acceleration of 56 millimeters per century squared starting from rest?

[axletowns]

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A. Trick question, Robin Williams was in Flubber not Canada
Q. How long is a burnt candle

[ledwix]

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A- about as heavy as a pound of feathers.

Q- What gets bigger as it gets smaller, gets meaner as it gets nicer, gets lamer as it gets cooler, gets poorer as it gets richer, and claims to have started the internet?

[axletowns]

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A. the ozone, scrooge, body parts, scrooge again, and Al Gore
Q. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of the universe

[moches]

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Let's find out. One......... two......... three.............. BITE! Three.

Why does my nose smell like marshmallows?

[ledwix]

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Because we're gathering around the campfire to sing our campfire song.
our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song
and if you think that we can't sing it faster than you're wrong,
but it'll help if you just sing along.....

You think we can sing it fasteR?

[axletowns]

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A. Only with, Moon shoes Moon shoes, kid-powered anti-gravity shoes
Q: What was the answer of the sixty-ninth question?

[ledwix]

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April 24th, 2005, 10:20 PM #67
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April 24th, 2005, 10:23 PM #68
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A: Because it thinks its sexy

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April 24th, 2005, 11:09 PM #69
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A. I'd cream in my pants.

Q. How would I get the stain out though?
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April 25th, 2005, 12:50 PM #70
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April 25th, 2005, 03:41 PM #71
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A: That guy... over there... Definately not me... *looks around suspiciously*
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April 25th, 2005, 04:04 PM #72
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A: If you didnt ask a question already asked, therefor, making it lose its comical value.
B: Whats a Fork?
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What is the capital of France?

[axletowns]

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A. F
Q. Which way would I turn if I was upside-down facing North, and I wanted a "new game" to play