Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

[Tokzic]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

Put your penis in a box.

I was going to say "give her your penis", but mead is too close already. =(

[Afrobean]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

If you just want a key that fits in her locket

Buy her a dildo.

Sixteen year olds need dildos as gifts more often. It's not like they could waltz into any old shop of filth and purchase one themselves.

[BoRiS X RaD]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

Just get her a huge 9 million pound diamond.lol

[Tokzic]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

nothing says "i love you and want to be with you forever" like a rubber phallus

[BoRiS X RaD]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

rofl

[Coca Cola]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

nothing says "i love you and want to be with you forever" like a rubber phallus

I googled "phallus". I am scarred for life.

[Windscarredfaith]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

I'm 16 as well. Vibrator > Dildo.

[stretchypanda]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

I googled "phallus". I am scarred for life.

Okay, seriously.

Dictionary.com is probably a MUCH better reference than Google for looking up words you don't know, especially if you hear those words on the internet.

[Tokzic]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

we like sex objects

okay that's great and all

But how would you feel if you gave your boyfriend a heartfelt gift and he gave you a dildo?

Lots of girls I know (even the sex-crazed ones) would behead me if I gave them a dildo as a Christmas present.

Fish, if your girlfriend is the cutesy innocent gifts-must-have-something-to-do-with-our-relationship girls, then I'd open up your gift idea some (but I wouldn't include dildos). If she's open to anything she enjoys, well...

[Coca Cola]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

Okay, seriously.

Dictionary.com is probably a MUCH better reference than Google for looking up words you don't know, especially if you hear those words on the internet.

But, google is a much more educational experience!

[Tasselfoot]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

oh. even better idea....

pink fuzzy handcuffs. cute for her, fun for you both.

[FishFishRevolution]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

I appreciate the help, everybody.

Fish, if your girlfriend is the cutesy innocent gifts-must-have-something-to-do-with-our-relationship girls, then I'd open up your gift idea some (but I wouldn't include dildos). If she's open to anything she enjoys, well...

Just the cutesy innocent part. The whole heart-key thing is an old old old idea that I'm hoping she's forgotten about since we haven't talked about it in a while.

[Starshot]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

Make it yourself with some somewhat cheap metal.

It's honestly not that hard, I've done it before for someone else. Made a nice $150 doing it, too.

[Tokzic]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

Make it yourself with some somewhat cheap metal.

It's honestly not that hard, I've done it before for someone else. Made a nice $150 doing it, too.

Depends COMPLETELY on what you want to make.

A heart would not work so well. If it's very angular, it is somewhat simple. If it has lots of curves, hahahaha good luck. I know, a friend of mine who is a GENIUS at sculpture could not get anything even close to a wing when she tried to make a wing amulet for a necklace.

Better off spending the effort finding something. Check all the jewelery stores - I found a really awesome (and quite large) Italian good luck charm made of 20k gold and it cost me $60. They happened to be having a clearout sale, and it was right before Christmas.

I'll take a picture of it later if you want to see how good a deal I got on it. The guy told me he's seen stuff worse than what I have for $200.

EDIT: those are canadian dollars by the way

[Ankokuro]

Re: Help! Can't find an xmas present for my gf!

wow >_> thsi palce sure went off topic