Help me out- boyfriend's b-day

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  • Brainmaster07
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2003
    • 2891

    #16
    Everybody says money is a lame gift, but give me 20$ and I'll be the happiest man alive XD

    Well, not really, but you get the point.

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    • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2003
      • 3078

      #17
      I still say to give him head

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      • vashthestampede0987
        FFR Player
        • Jan 2004
        • 2997

        #18
        Originally posted by IAMTHEEVILBEAN
        I still say to give him head
        a voice of reason once again amongst the psychotic weirdos
        Omega owes me [1] omega favor
        I am God of Hot Pockets, fear my fillings for they may be hot.


        Originally posted by Synthlight
        I hate myself.

        Cheers,

        Synthlight
        xxpla tonic love: GIVE IT TO ME
        xxpla tonic love: ****ing give it to me

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        • Lupin_the_3rd
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2003
          • 2665

          #19
          you should give him $20 towards linens+things.....or perhaps bed + bath

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          • 87x
            Retired Staff
            • Dec 2002
            • 4379

            #20
            yea.. i was thinking some nice scented candles... or like.. maybe some potpourri.. mean always like that kind of stuff... but for sex wise (come on.. lets face it.. its his birthday.. he will be having sex with you that day) you say head it out.. but even if head is out.. that means its time for some skeet in the mouth.. it would make him feel like the man.. trust me.. i know......anyway.. just go have fun with it.. surprise him with something


            RAVEnHEXa: Lip ring is because I want to be a professional piercer.
            87x: more like.. professional goth.

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            • qualy
              FFR Player
              • Sep 2003
              • 864

              #21
              I would suggest either 1. Games, comp games, ps2 games, board games.. just games 2. Scented candles. I personally love scented candles.

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              • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                FFR Player
                • Jun 2003
                • 3078

                #22
                Who the fuck lieks scented candles....?

                I hate candles

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                • qualy
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 864

                  #23
                  Scented candles are teh win.

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                  • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 3078

                    #24
                    1) They burn out
                    2) They smell bad

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                    • qualy
                      FFR Player
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 864

                      #25
                      Depends on what scent you get. Like the blueberry type (I think, can't remember) smells really good, but I found this white petal crap that smelled... well, like crap.

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                      • IAMTHEEVILBEAN
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 3078

                        #26
                        Thats why you dont buy them....or if you are completly obsessed with them and must have one, smell it before you buy it

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                        • Arch0wl
                          Banned
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 6344

                          #27
                          I dunno about you, but I never really liked the idea of receiving oral sex. It makes me feel like I'm using the person or something. Anal sex is kind of weird also unless the girl likes it, because she has to get used to it and that requires doing it a lot and I doubt most girls will want to ever do it again. So I'd just prefer regular sex if I were getting a birthday present from my special someone, though I'd prefer spending time with her to sex. But then again, I have weird preferences and I favor romance to pleasure most of the time anyway but yeah. If you usually have sex with a condom on, maybe you could try taking the pill and doing it without it?

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                          • lightswitch_raves
                            FFR Player
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 432

                            #28
                            15 minutes in a room. preferably a locked room.

                            Originally posted by Arch0wl
                            I dunno about you, but I never really liked the idea of receiving oral sex. It makes me feel like I'm using the person or something. Anal sex is kind of weird also unless the girl likes it, because she has to get used to it and that requires doing it a lot and I doubt most girls will want to ever do it again. So I'd just prefer regular sex if I were getting a birthday present from my special someone, though I'd prefer spending time with her to sex. But then again, I have weird preferences and I favor romance to pleasure most of the time anyway but yeah. If you usually have sex with a condom on, maybe you could try taking the pill and doing it without it?
                            Arch, that was by far the most mature thing i have ever read in this entire forum concerning sex and not related to abortions. Kudos.
                            t(\'-\'t)

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                            • VxDx
                              FFR Player
                              • May 2003
                              • 1871

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Arch0wl
                              I dunno about you, but I never really liked the idea of receiving oral sex. It makes me feel like I'm using the person or something. Anal sex is kind of weird also unless the girl likes it, because she has to get used to it and that requires doing it a lot and I doubt most girls will want to ever do it again. So I'd just prefer regular sex if I were getting a birthday present from my special someone, though I'd prefer spending time with her to sex. But then again, I have weird preferences and I favor romance to pleasure most of the time anyway but yeah. If you usually have sex with a condom on, maybe you could try taking the pill and doing it without it?

                              ahahahahahhahaha Bullshit you pansy.

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                              • Arch0wl
                                Banned
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Dec 2002
                                • 6344

                                #30
                                VxDx, try thinking like a girl for once when it comes to something like this. Most girls are usually right when they give the typical "men are pigs" stereotype because most guys have raging hormones and are too dumb to get them out by masturbation.

                                And yes, I would prefer spending time with my love than anything else. What's so hard to understand? Is it impossible for males to not care about sex all the time?

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