Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
hey man swap my fucking box
hey man swap my fucking box
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
nooooooooooooooooooAAA's = 800
Originally posted by VComment
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
gg preggy
rip
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
omg preggers get f*cked up the butt big time.Originally posted by hi19hi19
Originally posted by m0deComment
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
hahah you suck, you played terribly, pick better numbers next time lmao so badddddddddddd
Originally posted by FictionJunctionComment
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
The Banker picks up box 2 from the table, throws it straight on the blue stuff, and it lands on the wing where box 20 is, knocks it off, and box 20 lands on the blue stuff, bounces off it, lands straight on the table and --- falls off.
"Damn!" the Banker says. "So close."
"Smooth," mrpreggers replies.
"So. Obvious outright victory for me! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Of course, we just have to finish the game by revealing what was in box 20..."
The Banker opens box 20 to reveal 50 credits.
The audience all start cheering at mrpreggers, whose reaction is indifferent.
To complete the game, box 2 perfectly positioned on the wing is opened to reveal 10 credits.
"So! Another highly successful Deal Or No Deal show!" the Banker gloats. "Wasn't it?" He grins at mrpreggers again.
Mrpreggers's reaction is to pick up all the ping-pong balls and blobfish and phone and everything and throw them at the Banker and all the audience members. Everyoen takes outrage to this and restrains him. Mrpreggers realises he has no chance over a crowd of 400 audience members, but he still has some success with covering the audience in fish guts.
Unfortunately the Banker shoves the huge cupboard on him. That was the last thing he remembered.
Mrpreggers wakes up, indoors, inside a dumpster. He has cuts and bruises from where the cupboard hit him, but nothing more. He has no idea how he got there, or where it was in relation to the Deal Or No Deal studios. He is covered in ping pong balls, dried-up non-bouncy blue goo, and blobfish guts. A transaction receipt for 50 credits floats down to him from the air. The lights suddenly go out.
The End
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example
ask me anything here
mashed FCs: 329
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kudos to top, dark, and xiz for cheering me on! 10 credits for each!!!!! OMG shenanigans throughout the entire game I want a redoComment
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
Beautiful story. Ended perfectly.Originally posted by hi19hi19
Originally posted by m0deComment
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
well that was fun. i may well do another one in the near future, since i still have enough credits, but for now i've pretty much exhausted my creative writing abilities and need to think of more ideas
well done on the epic crash at the end mrpreggers :P
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example
ask me anything here
mashed FCs: 329
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
Alright, it's time for another round. Let's do this.
The first one to score exactly 13 out of 16 on the Postbox Or Cheese? quiz and take a screenshot and post it here will get the chance to play Deal Or No Deal for up to 250000 of my credits.
Your board is the same as before.
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example
ask me anything here
mashed FCs: 329
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
Here we go~Originally posted by hi19hi19
Originally posted by m0deComment
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
The crowd were cheering him on. This was his moment. Just focus, he thought. Don't be distracted by the crowd, the scoreboard, or the atmosphere. Firmly grasping the baseball bat in his hand, his eyes fixated on what was in front of him, and he waited for the opportune moment to take a swing.
Thwack.
A strawberry, a peach and an orange fell to the floor. The juice splattered his shirt. Suddenly, the noise from the crowd escalated to a deafening roar. Briefly, he looked up at the scoreboard.
3 Fruit Combo! +3
Berry Blast! +5
Peach! +2 Seconds
Score: 145
Time: 0:06
Seven points short of the world record, six seconds to go. He had never felt anything like this before. Just concentrate, he thought. Unfortunately, he remembered that "concentrate" could be used as part of a pun on fruit juices, which momentarily distracted him. At that moment a watermelon flew right at him. He ducked, narrowly missing it.
At least this is Zen Mode and not Classic Mode, he thought, where he would have to deal with people chucking bombs at him, which would presumably be a little bit more worrying than watermelons.
He swung his bat again. Three apples fell to the floor.
3 Fruit Combo! +3
Score: 151
Time: 0:02
One more point! He could do this! To witness such a longstanding record being broken in front of such a large crowd was unbelievable, but to actually set the record was just indescribable. He had been training hard for this moment, and it was about to happen.
"WELCOME TO DEAL OR NO DEAL!!" a voice screamed in his ear. The lights turned on.
Riotpolice woke up.
"Uuuunnnnggghhh," he groaned. He rolled over in his bed, and slowly opened his eyes. He had never been in this room before. He had absolutely no idea where he was. What the hell was going on? He checked his watch.
"Ugh, it's five twenty in the morning... do you really have to do this now?"
He turned round and stared straight into the eyes of some creepy-looking guy who was dressed in some rough approximation of what he thought was the Grim Reaper or something that he just couldn't pinpoint. Despite the circumstances, he didn't actually look that scary.
"Uh, no, actually, we didn't. But you never told me that when you signed up for this, so... we might as well do it now, seeing as you're awake."
"Who the hell are you, what am I doing here, and where am I?"
"I'm the Banker from Deal Or No Deal. You're here because you wanted to win up to 250000 FFR credits as a prize for outstanding ability to tell apart postboxes and cheese. As for where you are, well... let's say you're on a ship."
"Why the hell am I on a ship, and are we drifting in open water or what?"
"Well, remember what happened last time on Deal Or No Deal with the blue stuff and the blobfish? Yeah, well we had to get the whole room repaired, so our studio is currently unavailable for maintenance. So we had to move the studio to this ship. And yes we're drifting in open water."
"Drifting?"
"Yeah...... drifting."
"Well where the hell are we, roughly?"
"Look, as far as I know, we're in the middle of the Atlantic somewhere, and stop asking me questions and let's just get on with the show. We don't have that much time I think. Just follow me to the studio once you're up, and go to random.org to pick a number between 1 and 22, which will be your own box number. Then choose five other boxes to open before your first round offer."
Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example
ask me anything here
mashed FCs: 329
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Re: Zapmeister presents: Deal Or No Deal
I choose case 19!
First Five:
1
22
18
12
7Last edited by Riotpolice; 08-22-2013, 01:27 PM.Originally posted by hi19hi19
Originally posted by m0deComment
mark my words.
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