Embarrassing School Moments

[Spazzbite]

RE: Embarrassing School Moments

Thursday in biology, for no reason at all, I started bleeding profusely out of my nostrils. The entire class saw it, and I had to run down the hall to the bathroom to calm the bleeding down. And who would have been better to see it than my girlfriend. Her eyes get super huge and she freaks out, but I let her know that I'm only Bleeding. Wow, that was fun.

[Tasuke]

RE: Embarrassing School Moments

Looks like someone saw a really pretty girl.

All I've ever done was farted in class which isn't that bad
compared to the crap the happens to you guys.

[blargherness]

RE: Embarrassing School Moments

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All I've ever done was farted in class which isn't that bad

My god, that brought up something I just remembered. I had been holding in this fart all day long, and about 3/4ths into school I have English, and we were all reading quietly, and you wouldn't believe the humongous fart that came out of my sorry butt. It could be heard by absolutely everyone in the classroom, I'm guessing quite a few in the other next-door classrooms (no exaggeration, trust me.) and it echoed. Yup. It echoed through the classroom. Everybody stares at me and starts laughing and doing little silent "ewws" at the same time. I wasn't really embarrassed, I don’t get embarrassed easily.

[msbrunnettemickey]

O.O

Lol, today i started to sing the ABC's in history for no reason at all.
Which was quite funny, my teacher was staring at me like "Wtf is that creature"

[Varia]

Whatever, Spazzbite. Nosebleeds aren't embarrassing. What's embarrassing about nosebleeds is not realizing that you have one.

This one time I was just sitting down. Then my nose starts to run a little, so I casually wipe it off with my shirt sleeve. Then it runs a little more, so I wipe it off again. But it keeps running, so I wipe it off again, but this time I see red. I look down at my shirt and it has a whole bunch of blood on it and that sucked.

Ruined a perfectly nice shirt.

You know what would be embarrassing?

If your balls started bleeding. Then you would be having like a man period or something. And then one of the girls sitting next to you offers you a tampon.

Oh man...That would be grand.

And to the guy who wanted to know about passing yourself out.

What you do is bend yourself halfway over, and then start breathing in and out really fast, in kinda deep breaths for like 30 seconds. Then you stand yourself up, fill up your lungs with a deep breath, put your thumb in your mouth and blow on it, hard like. And in case you don't get the thumb part, I will explain it in more detail. Make a fist. Stick thumb out. Insert half of thumb into mouth. Create an airight barrier around your thumb with your lips. Blow.

Before you know it, you'll wake up a few minutes later not remembering what happened and wondering why you are on the ground.

And for safety reasons, try to do it in places that don't have a lot of things around. Like metal TV stands, or desks. I recommend a bed, or some other soft things that won't hurt you if you fall.

Passing someone else out is done in a similar fashion.

Bend over, breathe fast, stand up, deep breath yada yada. Beginning is the same.

Oh yeah, do this leaning up against a wall.

So after they take a deep breath and stand up, the 2nd person presses them against the wall with their hands. Hand placement is key. You can either place them in the middle of their chest, or more closer to the heart. I haven't done it in years, so I forget which is more effective. Try it out for yourself. You hold your hands there until the person passes out, which is usually recognized by the 1st person letting all of the air out of their lungs.

Oh yeah, sometimes it doesn't really work... I mean like, you do everything right, but the person doesn't pass out. Then their head hurts really bad for a little while. Surprisingly, the pain is very similar to that of brain freeze.

Sometimes the person passed out will do really strange things, like twitch, or jump around, or say stuff.

But sometimes bad things can happen. I passed my friend out, and he came back into consciousness, but his mentality level dropped to that of an 8 year old for about 3 hours. Good thing it was the middle of the night, and in my room. Oh, and he actually passed himself out that time.

To wake someone up from being passed out, just give them a good shake. Or if you're a jackass, you can slap them or something.

Passing people out is good fun and all, but there are also things you have to be really careful about, or else it can be really scary. I thought my friend was never going to return to his normal self. Lucky for me, he did.

Have fun, but be careful. If you do this with some of your friends, let them know the risks beforehand. But let them know it's fun, too, because it is. Just like drinking alone, passing yourself out just isn't fun, and potentially dangerous.

[msbrunnettemickey]

That reminds me of something i did in 8th grade.

I was skipping Spanish so i went to 'Study Skills' (Where you watch movies and do your h.w)
And i sat next to my friend listening to the teacher, and i fell into a deep sleep, on the desk.

Next thing i feel is that my friend was pulling on my hair, REALLY HARD.
So i try to yell stop it, and i couldn't, nothing came out.

Next thing she did was, she pinched me, REALLY HARD, and i tried to yell, fuck off, but nothing came out.

She tried many different things that i can't remember... and i realized that im not breathing.

And then thats when i really passed out, on the desk, looking like im probably sleeping.

I felt those big, and old hands on my neck trying to get me pulse? (I have no idea) And thats when i got my breathing back, i stood up, and looked at my desk. (Some drooling) I look up, and all the kids where looking at me like im some kind of an alien. Well, i didn't get sent home ='( but i got to sit in the nurses's office all day, drinking orange juice. (Since she took a blood test and found out that my blood sugar was low)

[blargherness]

man i REALLY want to pass myself out, but there is no good place to do it, and im afraid of how it's gonna be like. You know, scary. But it still sounds cool.

[CrispyCritterz]

Lets see....I was prolyl in like 5th or 6th grade and i was watching kids outside ( i was introuble so i had to stay inside ). And i was watching kids race around and the teachers were having a meeting and i just start saying "AND THERE OFF"(after i said that i started the horse racing song).....all the teachers looked at me like What is going on in that kids head......Kinda embarassing but nothin that bad...Other then that nothing has really happen to me at school.

[ringzing]

i lend a girl stoner my jaket and it comes back smelling like drugs so i hang out with stoners but this really hot girls comes over and talks to me and then suddenly i get searched for drugs rihgt in front of her it was so embarasing but i got a little better after watching a combination of one piece,family guy, the cell, matrix 1, the animatrix

[JurseyRider734]

but i got to sit in the nurses's office all day, drinking orange juice. (Since she took a blood test and found out that my blood sugar was low)

Since when are school nurses allowed to take blood tests? All the laws are the same in New Jersey about school nurses taking them, and I don't think they're allowed to. You have to go to a special place to get your blood taken.

[QreepyBORIS]

Well, this one time I was in school, and the teacher was like, "Noah, answer the question," and I was like, "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

DA NA NA DA NANANANA DA NA NA DA NANANANA DA NA NA NA.

Whateva!

[jewpinthethird]

Well, this one time I was in school, and the teacher was like, "Noah, answer the question," and I was like, "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

DA NA NA DA NANANANA DA NA NA DA NANANANA DA NA NA NA.

Whateva!

Hahahahaha. That truly made me Laugh Out Loud. I am so using that.

[Verruckter]

Yeah this one time I was in history class, and the teacher started to tell how his nose kept bleeding and how he almost died (no joke). As soon as he started talking about hospital and operations he had in his nose, I started to feel bad. You see, the thing is I'm afraid of blood, and as crazy as it may sound, whenever I see/imagine/hear about blood, I start to have difficulty breathing and my head hurts. If it goes too far, I can lose consciousness (sp?). And that's exactly what happened. I turned all white, all the sounds were distant and I could see only yellow and grey spots. It was hurting so much. I asked if I could go to the bathroom because I wasen't feeling very good, but as soon as I tried to open the door, I collapsed. A few seconds later, I was OK but still shocked. Everybody laughed. I looked like a complete jerk.

Meh, who cares.

[msbrunnettemickey]

but i got to sit in the nurses's office all day, drinking orange juice. (Since she took a blood test and found out that my blood sugar was low)

Since when are school nurses allowed to take blood tests? All the laws are the same in New Jersey about school nurses taking them, and I don't think they're allowed to. You have to go to a special place to get your blood taken.

I guess you are right jurs, but she did make some phone calls, ahh, i do not remember.

You know how the also check your pulse? Well duh. XD

[QreepyBORIS]

One time, my friend's teacher, Mr. Furor, had a heart attack in class.


Now at the beginning of the year, he tells his students what do do, in case it happens again. XD