Since i have nothing productive to say myself, i will quote my good friend EPS
Sometimes, my nameless little friend, they say one must be cruel to be kind. If that's true, serf spawn so lowly even your parents didn't view you as worthy of a name, then your friend and overfiend EPS is about to be very, very kind to you indeed. I will put this bluntly as a truncheon to the back of the skull: at fifteen, what you're feeling is not love but rampaging weasel lust, and the sooner you understand and accept this, the easier life will become for you. At fifteen, three girlfriends is nothing to sneeze at, especially since Evil Princess Sara knows people of twenty and older (amazing how modern medical technology can extend the lifespan even of geezers that age, isn't it?), each of them vastly more appealing than you in every possible way, who haven't had any boyfriends or girlfriends, much less three. And finally, with spelling and punctuation as terrible as yours was in the original version of this letter, you'd be much better off paying more attention to your English classes instead of dwelling on what a hollow and lonely death awaits you at the nigh-corpselike age of twenty. An advanced case of cringing neediness like yours is unattractive enough to begin with - don't compound your disadvantage by being a functional illiterate on top of it, or the only girl who'll be interested in you at all is the hiring night manager at Taco Bell.
Sometimes, my nameless little friend, they say one must be cruel to be kind. If that's true, serf spawn so lowly even your parents didn't view you as worthy of a name, then your friend and overfiend EPS is about to be very, very kind to you indeed. I will put this bluntly as a truncheon to the back of the skull: at fifteen, what you're feeling is not love but rampaging weasel lust, and the sooner you understand and accept this, the easier life will become for you. At fifteen, three girlfriends is nothing to sneeze at, especially since Evil Princess Sara knows people of twenty and older (amazing how modern medical technology can extend the lifespan even of geezers that age, isn't it?), each of them vastly more appealing than you in every possible way, who haven't had any boyfriends or girlfriends, much less three. And finally, with spelling and punctuation as terrible as yours was in the original version of this letter, you'd be much better off paying more attention to your English classes instead of dwelling on what a hollow and lonely death awaits you at the nigh-corpselike age of twenty. An advanced case of cringing neediness like yours is unattractive enough to begin with - don't compound your disadvantage by being a functional illiterate on top of it, or the only girl who'll be interested in you at all is the hiring night manager at Taco Bell.
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