Re: I'm not racist, you are!
True.
And it was actually a lady with the last name of Stella, and eBaumsworld eventually created the Stella Awards.
amen!
and people are to stupid to admit things like that.
i hate people who call other people racists. it just goes to show their insecurity. and then the sue people for money even tho they know they werent being racist.
like that guy who sued mcdonalds for getting burned for coffee that was hot.
i still cant believe he got away with that.
its just so ridiculous what people do now adays.
and people are to stupid to admit things like that.
i hate people who call other people racists. it just goes to show their insecurity. and then the sue people for money even tho they know they werent being racist.
like that guy who sued mcdonalds for getting burned for coffee that was hot.
i still cant believe he got away with that.
its just so ridiculous what people do now adays.
And it was actually a lady with the last name of Stella, and eBaumsworld eventually created the Stella Awards.
Originally posted by A member of VGDC
wow let me copy and paste bobbknights little post of our progess
Progress
This would be funny if it weren't so true.
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Donny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1963 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Donny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Little Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1963 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1963 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1963 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Susie turns up pregnant.
1963 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Susie does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Susie is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Susie given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1963: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by ultra-liberals. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
Scenario: Jonny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1963 - Ants die.
2006 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Donny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Donny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Jack falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Joan, who hugs Jack to comfort him.
1963 - In a short time Jack feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Joan is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.
And this is what they call progress?
Progress
This would be funny if it weren't so true.
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.
1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.
2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Donny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1963 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Donny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario: Little Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1963 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.
1963 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.
1963 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Susie turns up pregnant.
1963 - 5 High School Boys leave town. Susie does her senior year at a special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - School Counselor calls Planned Parenthood, who notifies the ACLU. Susie is driven to the next state over and gets an abortion without her parent's consent or knowledge. Susie given condoms and told to be more careful next time.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1963: Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by ultra-liberals. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
Scenario: Jonny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1963 - Ants die.
2006 - ATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Donny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Donny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Jack falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Joan, who hugs Jack to comfort him.
1963 - In a short time Jack feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Joan is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.
And this is what they call progress?
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