Make me laugh for $100

[Hr2]

Re: Make me laugh for $100

ps he's not really going to pay you

[Pumble]

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dj gullible in da house

[laughsitup2005]

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ps he's not really going to pay you

Oh really, then why am I wasting my time with this thread smart guy?

PS. Gj there twisted, you are on the list. Your getting there, but not quite enough.

[irrationalkillin]

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I was going up a waterfall in a canoe when the wheels fell off. If that's true, how many sandwiches fit inside a doghouse?

None, ice cream doesn't have bones!

[siikduke]

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Would adult jokes be counted as Illegal?

[Grandiagod]

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Would adult jokes be counted as Illegal?

You might get arrested. Better watch out!!!

[tomtom224]

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A blonde woman is driving down a road one day, when all of a sudden she gets into a horrible accident. By the time the police arrive, she is standing outside of her car, putting on lipstick. A cop goes to her and asks, "Ma'am, can you tell me what happened here, exactly?"

The woman replied, "Well, I was driving down this road when out of nowhere a tree popped out in front of me! I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! So I swerved to the left, but then another tree got in my way so finally I swerved --"

The cop cut her off, figuring out what the problem was. "Ma'am, please. There's not another tree on this road for a mile. That was just your air freshener swinging back and forth!!"


*Edited for my stupid spelling/grammar mistakes.

[bubble-car]

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Ladies and jellystones,
I have come before you to stand behind you.
I have come to talk about something i know nothing about
Good Friday, being next tuesday,
there is a mothers' meeting for fathers only
Entrance is free, pay at the door
Bring your own seats and sit on the floor.

[siikduke]

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Number 4

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, His elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am,if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221."

Number 3

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Number 2

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't!" she exclaimed. "Yes, I did." he replied. "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle-slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too."

Number 1

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other s in your oatmeal."

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[Tokzic]

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blah blah blah

would you stfu you have enough money already

[dAnceguy117]

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[Chromer]

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That made me laugh. Ok I got an adult joke.

One day, a woman visited a sex psychologist about her love life. The doctor asked here what was wrong.

"My husband and I's love life just isn't what it used to be. I wish there was something I could do to get him in the mood."

The doctor asked if her husband was taking Viagra.

"Oh no, He said he would never use a drug to do what nature intended."

The doctor asked if her husband drank coffee.

"Yeah, we have a cup of coffee every morning."

The doctor then suggested that she put the Viagra in his morning coffee and see what would happen.

Three days later, the woman visited the doctor again. The doctor asked if she had put the Viagra in the coffee.

"Yes! It worked! When we had a cup of coffee I put the Viagra in and he drank it. 5 minutes later he threw the chair out, threw me on top of the table, ripped off my clothes and ****ed me four ways to Sunday!"

"That's great!" exclaimed the doctor.

"Yeah, but now we're banned from ever going to Starbucks again."

That's not really funny, but it strikes a chord with middle aged adults. =P

[terence1357]

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siikdude should be gone for posting jokes from ebaumsworld

[terence1357]

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PS:

[Skikamukazi]

Re: Make me laugh for $100

I thought of this one myself:

Your mother is so POOR and so NASTY that after she is done with her PERIOD she takes out the TAMPON and hangs it to dry so she can use it AGAIN the next month!