Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

[banditcom]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

Would you record yourself punching yourself in the balls? That sounds like a good offer to me.

[Skikamukazi]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

you could of already had it half done in the time it took you to set up this waste of a thread

I'm too stoned to do a project.

Edit: bandit I will put it on video for you. Seriously.

[scorpio1690]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

Ahahaha that sounds like me last year. Dude if it's a first draft who the **** cares, make random **** up. I never do rough drafts I just do it in my mind then do a good copy. Oh and Poptart, read the forum rules, learn to post properly or gtfo.

[Yanah_God]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

This reminds me of the Oepedis paper.

[Skikamukazi]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

I already faked the draft... I don't even think I mention Duke Ellington in it.

I'm just worried about the final copy which is due on the 8th or 11th.

[mattyohh]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

i have a 10-15 minute Oral on how efective the rule of Choeps was in Ancient Egypt. I also had a 8 minute oral last week on Critical Literacy or something.

[Squeek]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

I'm not going to lock this so people can continue mocking you for being stupid.

I can write a full 8-page research paper in under 3 hours. Get moving.

~Squeek

[SR_skillz]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

It is supposed to be written on Duke Ellington and the requirements are as follows:

1) Covers his importance in the 1920s
2) What he did in his life
3) How his music influenced people
4) Why his music was so influencial
5) general stuff about him

Body of paper:

1) Title centered two spaces under the heading and right above the first paragraph.
2) Thesis statement is clear.
3) Topic is covered adequately.
4)Writing includes supporting facts and examples.
5)Organization is logical.
6)Direct quotations are no more than 1-% of the paper.
7)Spelling is flawless.
8)Grammar is correct.
9)Punctuation is accurate.
10)Paper is 3-4 pages.
11)Margins are 1 inch.
12)Font is 12 point.
13)Paper is double spaced.
14)Pages after the first page are numberes in the upper right-hand corner.

Parenthetical citations:

1)Ideas or information not originating from your own mind are cited.
2)Citations follow MLA formatting.

Works cited page:

1)Page is labeled "Works Cited".
2)Entries are formatted according to MLA standards.
3)All works cited in the paper body have an entry in the works cited page.
4)Has a minimum of 3 sources.
5)At least one source is a book. (I have this one covered)

If anyone does this I will give them something in retusn through the mail. Some porn, a cd, 0.10$ through paypal, 3$ cash through the mail. Something.

Also, keep in mind that this is an 11th grade project, so I don't want to sound too smart.

I would really appreciate it if someone could helop me out here.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
seriously just do the paper!
my friend, i just might have done it for you if,
1. you wrnt lazy
2. you gave a decent offer.
and...
you're just beggin to FFR forums?
thats sad man, just sad.

other then that

good luck on ur paper...

[Skikamukazi]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

I'm not going to lock this so people can continue mocking you for being lazy and high.

Fixed.

I normally would do this myself, but I'm not in the right state-of-mind to do it myself right now.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
seriously just do the paper!
my friend, i just might have done it for you if,
1. you wrnt lazy
2. you gave a decent offer.
and...
you're just beggin to FFR forums?
thats sad man, just sad.

other then that

good luck on ur paper...

I never said I was only begging to FFR, I'm begging to my friends and peers as well.

Also, I wouldn't let a retard like you do it anyway.

[chickendude]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

SR_Skilz,

You don't even have the English language down. I don't think you could write a paper.
If only you wrnt that much fail.

Oh yeah,
Skika
just write a thesis statement
thats the only important sentence in a paper

[Squeek]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

Oh and a small PS to all people who have <100 posts.

Learn how to spell.

<3

~Squeek

[NaOTa4231]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

1)
10)Paper is 3-4 pages.
13)Paper is double spaced.

You really would be close to finished or finished by now.

[Skikamukazi]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

Oh and a small PS to all people who have <100 posts.

Learn how to spell.

<3

~Squeek

You should make this website a sticky or something...

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/index2.htm

[BluE_MeaniE]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

It's unfair that, in the end, there will be no long-term consequence for this. Whatever happens on this paper, Skika will probably grow up and live the rest of his life like everyone else. Maybe he'll marry, have kids and be successful, and this won't even matter.

And that is unfortunate. That should not be. I suddenly hate you, Skikamukazi.

[AasumDude]

Re: Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

It is supposed to be written on Duke Ellington and the requirements are as follows:

1) Covers his importance in the 1920s
2) What he did in his life
3) How his music influenced people
4) Why his music was so influencial
5) general stuff about him

Body of paper:

1) Title centered two spaces under the heading and right above the first paragraph.
2) Thesis statement is clear.
3) Topic is covered adequately.
4)Writing includes supporting facts and examples.
5)Organization is logical.
6)Direct quotations are no more than 1-% of the paper.
7)Spelling is flawless.
8)Grammar is correct.
9)Punctuation is accurate.
10)Paper is 3-4 pages.
11)Margins are 1 inch.
12)Font is 12 point.
13)Paper is double spaced.
14)Pages after the first page are numberes in the upper right-hand corner.

Parenthetical citations:

1)Ideas or information not originating from your own mind are cited.
2)Citations follow MLA formatting.

Works cited page:

1)Page is labeled "Works Cited".
2)Entries are formatted according to MLA standards.
3)All works cited in the paper body have an entry in the works cited page.
4)Has a minimum of 3 sources.
5)At least one source is a book. (I have this one covered)

If anyone does this I will give them something in retusn through the mail. Some porn, a cd, 0.10$ through paypal, 3$ cash through the mail. Something.

Also, keep in mind that this is an 11th grade project, so I don't want to sound too smart.

I would really appreciate it if someone could helop me out here.

Here's something I made especially for you. Enjoy =)