Snapps50: Hello this is Snapps from the FFR Website.
Snapps50: We have noticed you have been selected for our random contest of random luck.
AIM John 445: Me?
Snapps50: Would you like to win a pot of gold sir?
Snapps50: Your fellow sir Ricky did not like gold.
AIM John 445: No gold, just pot.
Snapps50: He liked the goatse.
AIM John 445: Or maybe golden pot.
AIM John 445: He LOVES goatse.
Snapps50: Sir do you know that this contest is not fake.
Snapps50: But first to play.
AIM John 445: You should see how much he pays to see it in the office.
Snapps50: But first to play, you must give me your IP.
AIM John 445: Oh okay.
AIM John 445: 12344321
Snapps50: And Phone Number so I can contact you with a prize if you win the golden pot.
AIM John 445: Not fake
AIM John 445: Okay.
Snapps50: I hope it isnt sir.
AIM John 445: 256-7856
Snapps50: Sir I need the zip.
AIM John 445: Actually, that's Ricky's because we're married.
AIM John 445: 90210.
Snapps50: Sir
AIM John 445: We moved there to get married.
Snapps50: Sir
AIM John 445: Yes?
Snapps50: I hate gays
AIM John 445: I'm not gay.
Snapps50: Oh
Snapps50: Bi
Snapps50: Ok
AIM John 445: I'm bisexual.
AIM John 445: Yes.
Snapps50: Ok let me start up the questions
AIM John 445: Sure.
AIM John 445: Did I mention I'm AIM Admin?
AIM John 445: That's weird, huh?
Snapps50: #1 How much sex do you get a night: A: a ton B: a ton or C: Nothing because im from the AIM service.
AIM John 445: Does masturbation count?
Snapps50: Sir answer the question
AIM John 445: C
AIM John 445: I don't have genitals.
Snapps50: Yes
Snapps50: You got Round 1 completed
Snapps50: Round 2 of 2 is coming up.
AIM John 445: Okay.
Snapps50: #2 A+b= ____
Snapps50: 20 seconds
Snapps50: 15 seconds
Snapps50: 10 seconds
AIM John 445: 8=> (()
Snapps50: 5 seconds
AIM John 445: caca
AIM John 445: lol i sed caca
Snapps50: 0 seconds
Snapps50: Sir
AIM John 445: Yes?
Snapps50: You lose the contest
Snapps50: Now I will call you to confirm that you lost.
AIM John 445: No, I still win...uh, because....
Snapps50: Sir
Snapps50: The phoen is ringing
Snapps50: Pick up Sir
AIM John 445: I'm having sex with my girlfriend.
Snapps50: Im sorry, I mean Phone
AIM John 445: Oh. Hello?
Snapps50: What happend to John and no genitiles sir.
Snapps50: Thats right
AIM John 445: Oh this is Ricky.
Snapps50: Ricky the moment you IM'd me was moving a touching
Snapps50: I LOVE YOU
Snapps50: SEX ME UP
AIM John 445: Thanks, but I love men.
Snapps50: Sir
Snapps50: I am a man
AIM John 445: Then lets sex.
Snapps50: Sir
Snapps50: YOU ARE ON CANDIT CAMERA
Snapps50: ..
Snapps50: CANDID
Snapps50: O SNAP
AIM John 445: So I, well, 8=>( ( )
AIM John 445: OMG! I'm on Candid Camera!?
Snapps50: Yes sir.
Snapps50: You are.
Snapps50: This whole time you have been caught on camera
Snapps50: now
AIM John 445: Oh. My. Gawd.
Snapps50: We will share this Candid Camera moment
Snapps50: By posting it.
Snapps50: Posting=TV
Snapps50: You are going to be in a post sir.
AIM John 445: o____o
Snapps50: any last words to the viewers
AIM John 445: ^_^
AIM John 445: Yes.
AIM John 445: My last words are: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! HAX0RZ R00LZ AND I HAVE ALL UR PASSWORDZ! OLOL!!!1111!!1!!1!
AIM John 445: Or something like that.
RE: Re: RE: Remember "AIM Ricky 445 from the AOL IM Ser
Okay, children. It's nap time.
Seriously, if you're going to post something make it constructive, not stupid and pointless like this.
Although I did have a chuckle at Anticrombie's conversation.
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