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  • FoJaR
    The Worst
    • Nov 2005
    • 2816
    #16
    Re: Good Jokes

    that's not a joke

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      • Kilgamayan
        Super Scooter Happy
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Feb 2003
        • 6583
        #17
        Re: Good Jokes

        What's the difference between a duck?

        One of its legs is exactly alike!
        I watched clouds awobbly from the floor o' that kayak. Souls cross ages like clouds cross skies, an' tho' a cloud's shape nor hue nor size don't stay the same, it's still a cloud an' so is a soul. Who can say where the cloud's blowed from or who the soul'll be 'morrow? Only Sonmi the east an' the west an' the compass an' the atlas, yay, only the atlas o' clouds.

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          • Squeek
            let it snow~
            • Jan 2004
            • 14444
            #18
            Re: Good Jokes

            A cigar, duck, and a Jew all walk into a bar.

            Hilarious!

            I wish I could remember the original quote =/

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              • church_pk
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2005
                • 2575
                #19
                Re: Good Jokes

                What's pink and red and squeals?




                A skinned baby in a bag of salt har har
                Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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                  • Grandiagod
                    FFR Player
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 6122
                    #20
                    Re: Good Jokes

                    WE'RE NOT 4CHAN
                    He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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                      • FoJaR
                        The Worst
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 2816
                        #21
                        Re: Good Jokes

                        more jokes!

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                          • shrimpy
                            FFR Player
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 325
                            #22
                            Re: Good Jokes

                            yo mommas so fat her body has time zones
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                              • Squeek
                                let it snow~
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 14444
                                #23
                                Re: Good Jokes

                                Originally posted by shrimpy
                                yo mommas so fat her body has time zones
                                Older than existance.

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                                  • Tokzic
                                    FFR Player
                                    • May 2005
                                    • 6878
                                    #24
                                    Re: Good Jokes

                                    knock knock

                                    Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                                      • Tonberry_Kid
                                        FFR Player
                                        • May 2005
                                        • 3408
                                        #25
                                        Re: Good Jokes

                                        What's the difference between a pile of rocks and a pile of dead babies?

                                        I've never had sex with a pile of rocks.
                                        UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                        Originally posted by mead1
                                        My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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                                          • this_n00b_rocks
                                            Banned
                                            • Aug 2006
                                            • 510
                                            #26
                                            Re: Good Jokes

                                            A girl walks into a bar on the top of a building, looking for some hot guys to flirt with. She only sees one, sitting at the bar, so she goes up to him. They start to talk, and then the guy says, "Hey, wanna see something really cool?" She says yes, so he takes a giant swig of his beer, jumps off the barstool, flies around the building 5 times, and comes back and sits down. "How'd you do that?!" she asks. "Magic beer!" he replies. "Do that again," she says, so he does. When he sits down again, she has him order her a "Magic beer". She takes a swig, jumps out the window, falls down 30 stories and dies. The bartender walks up to him and says, "Superman, you're a bitch when you're drunk."

                                            Originally posted by Tokzic
                                            knock knock
                                            Who's there?

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                                              • emptiness
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Feb 2005
                                                • 453
                                                #27
                                                Re: Good Jokes

                                                Originally posted by Squeek
                                                Older than existance.
                                                yo momma
                                                Back in 5 mins

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                                                  • Tokzic
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • May 2005
                                                    • 6878
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: Good Jokes

                                                    Originally posted by this_n00b_rocks
                                                    Who's there?
                                                    pizza

                                                    Last edited by Tokzic: Today at 11:59 PM. Reason: wait what

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                                                      • FishFishRevolution
                                                        GotR Creator
                                                        • Nov 2003
                                                        • 7251
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: Good Jokes

                                                        Ahahahahaha that superman one is old, but it's soooo good.

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                                                          • Tonberry_Kid
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • May 2005
                                                            • 3408
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: Good Jokes

                                                            Superman has an intense lust for Wonderwoman.

                                                            One day while he was out flyinig around, patrolling the area, he sees Wonderwoman lying on a building, spread-eagle, completely naked. So, Superman flies in as fast as a bullet, does his thing and flies away before anyone notices anything.

                                                            After he left, Wonderwoman said, "What the fuck was that?"

                                                            "I don't know, but my asshole hurts," replied The Invisible Man.
                                                            UNLEASH THE DRAGON
                                                            Originally posted by mead1
                                                            My method of making love is quite different than you might expect. I prefer to find a girl taking a nap at the local preschool, and then make love to them as they scream in my large, sound-proofed, white van. I then make love on their face, and throw them in an ice-chest of bleach. For pillow talk, I usually say, "Your parents can't hear you," and keep their teddy bear as a momento. You could call me a hopeless romantic, I guess.

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